THE LOCKDOWNS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES: Shanghai further tightens COVID restrictions after weeks of strict lockdown.

CAPTAIN HOOK, TINKER BELL are next in line for woke treatment.

How can Tinker Bell not be woke? She's a FAIRY, for God's sake!

IT'S NOT JUST THE LEFT: FUMU (Fuck Up Move Up) is well known in corporate circles as well.

WHY CNN+ DIED:

Lifted from the comments to this post.

OH, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. Florida Gov. DeSantis contemplates suing the Twitter Board of Directors for breaching its fiduciary duty to do what’s best for shareholders (i.e., Florida's state pension plan).

DEFENDING AMERICAN DEMOCRACY requires we start by crushing the public school weirdos.

It's Kurt Schlichter, naturally, and to my delight has already started in Virginia. And Florida. Thank you both, Governors Youngkin and DeSantis for following through.

RANDOM THOUGHT: The Overton Window has moved so far Left that common sense is now the sole property of the Right.

THE MINNEAPOLIS STAR TRIBUNE opines on the demise of the air travel mask mandate.

I particularly liked this comment

Why don't we mandate passengers bring garlic, to ward off vampires?
Makes as much sense.

because keeping progressives off airplanes would do much to make air travel more palatable.

BABYLON BEE CEO Seth Dillon levels Washington Post columnist Taylor Lorenz with latest response.

And if you want a good laugh, click on this link and scroll down. Here's an example:

And as you scroll down note the names associated with the comments.

ANN COULTER: The pandemic made me do it.

TULSI GABBARD lowers the boom on Mitt Romney and Keith Olbermann.

Don't Mess With Texas Tulsi.

CONTRACT GRADING and the war against excellence.

Having already attended 'kiddiegarten' it's little wonder more and more real students are deciding to forgo university.

POWERLINE'S LOOSE ENDS: The New York Times has named Pajama Boy executive editor. And more.

CLEARLY WE ARE GOVERNED BY IDIOTS: The U.S. Capitol was ordered evacuated today because ... the U.S. Army's Golden Knights parachute team was orbiting National's Stadium for a Military Appreciation Day jump.

'DARK MAGA' is living rent-free in the conspiracy-filled minds of Newsleak ... er, Newsweek.

The Left has never developed a conspiracy theory they didn't demand to project on the Right.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND MORE IF YOU WANT TO WASTE TIME LOOKING: The five most unhinged responses to the end of the travel mask mandate.

POWERLINE: Mask mandates and magical thinking (assuming morons actually think). Much more here.

RANDOM THOUGHT: There is no such thing as artificial intelligence, but there is a surfeit of artificial stupidity to augment real (i.e., human) stupidity.

THE DIPLOMAD gets ready to fly ... maskless!

The last news segment I saw implied the Biden administration has decided not to contest the judge's decision, so I suspect it already has another crisis ready for We, the People Peons.

LET THE LAWSUITS BEGIN: Fox News legal analyst Gregg Jarrett on Twitter's 'poison pill' plot to foil Elon Musk.

Hell, I might buy a few shares myself just to get my (unfair) share of the lawsuit bonanza.