HEADLINE FROM THE BABYLON BEE: "Trump Wins Another Democrat Debate".

I TRIED TO WATCH the New Hampshire Democrat debate, but wound up tuning out. Every time I tuned in it was either "RACISM! RACISM! RACISM!" or "You're too stupid to take care of yourself/your children".

If you're into seeing what others like me thought, go here and scroll down (it's in reverse chronological order). It'll give you the flavor of the 'debate' without the torture of actually having to listen to the clowns.

BECAUSE IT'S ALL THEY HAVE. Why is the academy such a cesspit of racism and hate?

SENATOR TIM SCOTT just gave America a much-needed lecture about fairness. And the Left is shouting "La! La! La!" with their hands tightly covering their ears.

HEY, BERNIE, I thought you believed in resdistribution.

A LIBERAL gets Trump’s SOTU address.

Even stopped clocks....

THE MORNING BRIEFING: It's starting to feel like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a Republican plant.

'Plant' I can agree with; she has the IQ of a vegetable.

GOOD FOR HER: Betsy DeVos will personally fund scholarship Trump awarded to fourth-grader at the State of the Union.

SARAH HOYT on Pierre Delecto. She's right, but I beat her to the conclusion.

THE DIPLOMAD TO DEMOCRATS: "Keep barking, keep barking. Eventually the dog catcher will get you . . . "

NON SEQUITUR explains Twitter.

I think my gorillas in a zoo post of a few years back was accurate...

CAN PRESIDENT TRUMP write an executive order forcing Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff to wear dunce caps when Congress is in session?

And don't forget Jerrold Nadler....

Click on the link and enjoy the rest of the snark.

SO VERY, VERY TRUE: Democrats' total failure and utter humiliation delights all real Americans.

What does it say about the Democrat presidential candidates when Beto the Furry drops out and the level of stupidity/insanity actually increases?

HEH: Women in white.

YOU HAD TO KNOW THIS WAS COMING. It's Trumps fault: Bumbling Iowa Democrats find new target to blame for caucus fiasco - Trump supporters.

PSYCHO ALERT: Lunatic on Arizona State University campus threatens college Republicans.

This is what happens when you decide to close the mental institutions (we used to call them insane asylums). However there's an easy fix: just surround the campuses of colleges and universities with 10-foot chain link fences topped with razor wire. Allow graduates to exit only when they have a job offer in hand and can pass a psychological evaluation.

RANDOM THOUGHT (FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH) ABOUT MAYOR PETE'S RISE IN THE POLLS: My {totally uninformed) guess is that Buttigieg is rising in the Democrat presidential pantheon because they must nominate someone with adequate beleagured minority (victim) credentials.

Now that Pocahontas has become Fauxahontas, he's all they've got left. Otherwise they'll have to go with another old white man....

RAGIN' CAJUN JAMES CARVILLE sounds the alarm as Sanders surges in primary: 'I'm scared to death' for Democratic Party.

I'm not. The Democrat party as currently constituted needs to be killed, a stake driven through its heart, and buried deeply forever and ever.

PELOSI'S SOTU ANTICS: Former Gov. Mike Huckabee and former Speaker Newt Gingrich comment.

KURT SCHLICHTER: What Rush Limbaugh means to me. And you..

Rush's Medal of Freedom award was well-deserved.