BRITISH POLICE propose fighting domestic violence by distributing less pointy knives.

No, this isn't from the Babylon Bee.

I'M TRIGGERED by 180.9 (kilo)calories.

WHY DO THE SELF-IDENTIFIED ‘DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS’ feel it’s OK to force those who’d rather be free into their collective? Like, say, ObamaCare? Or Bernie's Medicare for All?

ANSWER: Because they know what's best for you, whether you like it or not. And because it increases their opportunities for graft, corruption, and control. Most of all, control.

TAKE THE TOUR: You, too, can be a useful idiot.

IN THE NEAR FUTURE, you could be seated in an airplane's wings.

Window seats will be at a premium....

MANDATING GUN LOCKS can have unintended consequences.

Like making home invasions safer ... for the criminals.

LEFTISTS WILL BE LEFTISTS declaring their pet issues off limits for debate.

Why? Because shut up.

FROM POWERLINE'S Week in Pictures, this view of the 2020 Democrat Presidential candidate frontrunners:

The 'B' Team: Biden, Bernie, Beth, and Buttigeig.

Now go see the rest of this week's cartoons.

KELLYANNE CONWAY and the Hatch Act.

WALMART SELF-CHECKOUT MACHINE wins Employee Of The Month award again.

Yes, it's the Babylon Bee.

CORPORATE CENSORSHIP: A short history of the social media thought police regime.

Some background on 'Never-Trumpism' from the comments here.

BIDEN: The Obama-Biden administration was the most scandal-free ever. Oh? Maybe you forgot these....

HERE'S WHY Joe thinks the Obama-Biden administration was scandal-free. (It's the Babylon Bee.)

OVERSPEND. THAT'S WHAT DEMOCRATS DO: The DNC has spent more money than it’s raised this year. At least this time it's their money they are overspending.

AMMO GRRRLL: A modest proposal for millennials liking socialism.

THE LEFT LOVES RELIGION (as long it's not in their way).

Wasn't it Karl Marx who called religion 'the opiate of the masses'?

LET THE BLUE STATES REMAIN BLUE (AS IN COLD IN THE DARK): Solar energy: A bad joke in the North.

JIM ACOSTA: I wrote my book for Republicans.

Proving once again that he isn't very smart....

IT'S HARD to kill a Toyota.

A REMINDER about how the swamp views flyover country.

YES, YOU'RE READING IT RIGHT: Ruth Bader Ginsburg praises Brett Kavanaugh.