BECAUSE THEIR ADMINISTRATORS ARE SPINELESS WIMPS: Why colleges like Trump’s campus speech order.

IF YOU'RE A 'WOKE DEMOCRAT PROGRESSIVE' (a tautology), you're required to be crazy.

HOW THE DEMOCRATS GOT THEIR DONKEY:

The King wanted to go fishing, so he called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.

The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days, So the King went fishing with his wife, the Queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey.

Upon seeing the King the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".

The King was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."

So the King continued on his way. However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition

Furious, the King returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."

So the King hired the donkey.

And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.

The practice is unbroken to this date and, thus, the Democrat symbol was born!

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KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND: You can only have opoid painkillers for 7 days, but you can have abortions for 9 months.

That's different, because shut up.

Hypocrisy is the mother's milk of Democrat politics. It used to be money, but that was then and now is now.

A LITTLE BIT OF QUIET HISTORY: How a Tennessee town saved an airplane that never flew.

One of these days I'll drive there to get a hair cut while I still have some to cut....

BACK TO THE FUTURE (yet again):

What amuses me about this cartoon is that these new 'digital' antennas are functionally identical to the set-top antennas of my youth when there were only three networks and the televisions were all black-and-white.

Electromagnetic radiation (i.e., radio waves) is still analog....

IMPRIMIS Do we need our country any more?

Not if you're a smug globalist, as the Democrat 'elite' seem to be....

TUCKER CARLSON: CNN is really a Super-Pac colluding with the Democrat party.

STRAINING AT GNATS: New York Times links Trump to [New Zealand) Mosque shooter via 'George Soros White Supremacist Conspiracy Theory'.

They simply can't stop being crazy.

BACK TO THE FUTURE: Drone style. The original wooden airplane was the de Havilland Mosquito from World War II.

More.

SPOT ON:

Michael Ramirez' latest cartoon.

KIRSTEN GILLIBRAND: Enact a 'public option' (i.e., Medicare for all) and Americans will ditch private insurance.

Oddly enough, she may be right, but only because Medicare (as it is today) is the closest thing available to the traditional fee-for-service/catastrophic hospitalization indemnity insurance that most of us want, assuming that private insurance remains bound to the ObamaCare regulations.

APPLE-BACKED SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER WRACKED IN TURMOIL, called a ‘con’ for ‘bilking gullible liberals.’

But there are so many of them....

Related: whitewash?

TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY: "I don’t know, has it been proven ‘not factual’ that Eric Swalwell isn’t buggering little boys?"

Read the whole thing.

THE PLATFORM FROM PLUTO: 'Universal' income, court-packing, the Green New Deal and other idiocies.

Pluto's not far enough out; I'd suggest the Oort cloud; the Kuiper Belt is too close to contain them.

CAPITALIST JUSTICE WARRIOR:

While Congress talks, President Trump has laid the groundwork for parental leave, infertility coverage, a dependent care flexible spending account match, bereavement leave, a vacation purchase program, adoption assistance, domestic partner health coverage, health care continuation for work-related fatalities, and gender reassignment procedure coverage -- without enacting a single law, regulation, or mandate.

Here's how.

THE REAL THREAT TO OUR REPUBLIC: Democrats don’t believe in the sanctity of rules or law and order, they believe in winning at all costs.

Because control. Always.Because.Control.

KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON on Sandy's War.

[W]e have the grand game of make-believe and moral dress-up, in which Field Marshal Sandy (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez) rallies her troops on Twitter in the service of a half-organized bouquet of slogans and prejudices that no mentally normal adult — and there are still a few of those around — takes quite seriously. The purported goal of the great national deployment isn’t the point — the deployment itself is. It is an excuse for a great deal of noise and running in circles and excitation and displays of Very High Moral Seriousness that is its own reason for being. Sandy’s war is not a struggle over the future of Earth — it is only a struggle over the future of Sandy....

Read it all.

I HOPE APPLE STORES HAVE ADEQUATE NUMBERS IN STOCK: Apple seeks to increase revenue with new single-use lightning cables.

Do they charge extra for same-day delivery?

ABSOLUTELY! Now it is Obama's turn on the grill.

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