TRUMP VS. THE CRAZIES: If the Democrats win on the shutdown, the rest of America will know what it's like to live in California.

Been there. Done that. Didn't like it. Moved back to a sane world.

NEW YORK CITY MAYOR MARXIST announces plans to seize private property.

If you live or work in NYC, start making plans to get out ASAP.

IT'S WHAT PROGRESSIVE MORONS DO: [Soon-to-be-former] Sheriff Scott Israel gets suspended, blames NRA, then whines about false narratives.

So ... 'false narrative' is NewSpeak for 'fact'?

HOW ON EARTH DO YOU NAVIGATE a flat Earth cruise around the world?

TOXIC MASCULINITY isn't what it used to be.

HMM: WWW I German submarine unearthed (again) in northern France.

SAN DIEGO TV STATION KUSI: schools CNN on reality that border walls work. But, but ... it's the narrative, stupid!

RELATED: All the news that's fit to bury.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Apocalypse Ruth.

A suggestion for RBG: Retire. Rest. Live.

EVEN A COLOSSAL GREEN WEENIE isn't big enough for the Green New Deal.

AT LEAST THE KIDS AREN'T GETTING FURTHER BEHIND: 30,000 LA teachers go on strike.

RANDOM QUESTION: What is the correct gender designation for a barking mad moron of either sex?

MARX ON THE HUDSON: Super progressive polition (guess who?) sums up the Socialist-Communist mindset.

IT ONLY TOOK 10 MONTHS: Seattle finally clears homeless encampment. Key graf: "At some point, compassion has to move toward getting these people off the path to self-destruction even if they say all they want is more drugs and alcohol."

But progressives will never learn.

ONE WOULD NEED A HEART OF STONE not to laugh.

FOR DEMOCRATS, it's not a wall, it's an impenetrable barrier.

IT'S A PRETTY BIG VOID: Our Tweeter-in-Chief takes on the 'fake news' morons.

Trump, 1; Fake News, 0.

WHO KNEW? Stealing is what socialists do.

MEET YOUR RULING ELITE: California lawmakers traveled to Hawaii with utility executives as wildfires raged.

ARMED AND READY: What the gun control nutters should know.

I BELIEVE IN PROGRESSIVE VALUES ... just not in my neighborhood.