NEXT TIME, they should carry pitchforks. And use them.

SEN. TED CRUZ (R-TX): Help the Cuban opposition, not the Castros.

HOW TO SOLVE the illegal immigration problem: "allow the immigrants amnesty so long as they settle in blue states...."

PAUL KRUGMAN AND THE NEW YORK TIMES: "all the spin that's fit to print."

DOPEY 'PROFESSORS': Disney is racist, and only black guys like jazz. "Walt Disney might have had his own personal character flaws, but it kinda seems like these two academic hacks are a little overly obsessed with racist tendencies."

SINCE THE LIBERAL MEDIA insists the Paris terrorists are not 'real' Muslims, Erick Erickson at Red State suggested France should "wrap their bodies in the carcasses of pigs". I would agree, except to do so would insult the pigs.

THE LEFT: Blaming America first, last, and always.

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE AMERICA NEEDS MORE NATURAL GAS: Reasons to eat more beans.

OBAMACARE: 2015 tax season's newest headache. In a way I almost feel sorry for the dupes who signed up for ObamaCare.

OBAMA PROPOSES 'free' community college program. It'll only cost us, the taxpayers, $60 billion -- and give liberals another 2 years to propagandize our youth.

UH, ALAN, ever heard of Tim Scott? Grayson is white - and Jewish. Does that make him better than white and Christian?

Time for another Bugs Bunny award....

JONAH GOLDBERG: A win for the jihadists.

DO LIBERALS actually believe in the right to offend? Yes. Their right. Not yours.

EZEKIEL J. EMANUEL: Skip your annual physical. Wait a minute ... isn't this the guy who was a prime mover in the development of ObamaCare, which requires insurance companies to pay for a 'free' annual physical?

On a scale of one to five, this guy deserves ten (10!) Bugs Bunnies.

GRAY LADY DOWN: "[T]he [New York] Times is a daily "Saved By the Bell" rerun, bereft of functional grownups. No wonder the paper is incapable of sanely reporting on the news of the week in Paris. And no wonder it sees such kindred juvenile spirits in the current occupants of the White House."

HATE TO FLY? It's your fault.

HOW GREAT IS TEXAS? Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller will grant massive amnesty — to classroom cupcakes.

NannyCrats, you're not welcome in Texas.

AVIATION WEEK: The debate about the future of human spaceflight. My take? Studies are low risk; action isn't. That means -- fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your political leanings -- that manned space is destined to progress via commercial enterprise.

MOST AMERICANS oppose ground troops against Islamic State. Read the demographics carefully; 'most Americans' are Democrats.

HEALTH & HUMAN SERVICESS EXECUTIVES DOING GOOD -- for the airlines, flying first class around the world.