FOX 411: Oprah’s neighbors inconvenienced by Michelle Obama’s visit. But it's okay; they're just little people.

NOT REALLY NEWS: Even Alan Grayson's wife can't stand him.

RISK FACTOR: HealthCare.gov operating without a safety net. Do tell.

ALSO AMUSING: For What It's Worth: HealthCare.gov Prime Contractor Has Top Software Process Credentials. Every once in a while, bureaucrats need to be reminded that the real world is not the Wizard of Oz -- a credential is no substitute for a brain.

NBC NEWS: "We SUC". (And how dare you 'little people' at Fox News mock us.)

GLOBAL WARMING releases trapped icebreakers.

IS THERE ANYTHING the Left doesn't want to regulate?

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ENCOURAGES GLOBAL WARMING: EPA proposes restrictions for new wood stoves.

Or more realistically, because it wants the 'little Americans' to freeze in the dark.

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ENCOURAGES GLOBAL WARMING: EPA proposes restrictions for new wood stoves.

Or more realistically, because it wants the 'little Americans' to freeze in the dark.

GOVERNMENT WARNING: This product has been known to cause conservatism, libertarianism, And rugged individualism.

All things loathed by progressives.

TAKE TWO: What? You're not going to pay for my ObamaCare?

HEH. "Lesbians are the last real men among the liberals."

EVERY OBAMA PROMISE STATEMENT comes with an expiration date. Every.Single.One.

DRUDGE: "I've opted out of Obamacare for life. Not interested. Pay the tax. Monopoly money anyway..." He won't be alone.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: Mindless Progressivism. Emphasis on 'mindless'.

“UNDER OBAMACARE, I went from being a successful, self-sustaining small businessman to now signing my kids up as dependents of the state.”

I'M SORRY you made me into a victim.

SURPRISE! WalMart health plan is cheaper, offers more coverage than Obamacare. I knew I should have taken that job as a WalMart greeter....

IT'S THOSE PESKY UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES AGAIN: States turn against electric cars as gas tax revenues fall.

PLANET SAVED: Antarctic global warming expedition to plant trees to offset carbon footprint of rescue.

I don't know whether to laugh or just shake my head in bewilderment.

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY Jay Carney sports a beard. I can't decide whether he's trying to be a Presidential metrosexual, or trying not to be a Presidential metrosexual.