OK, MILLENIALS: It's time to prove your loyalty -- sign up for ObamaCare.

HEH: Armed citizen shoots robber; gets back in line to buy shoes.

“IT’S TRUE, WE HAVE A TWO-PARTY SYSTEM IN AMERICA: The Evil Party, and the Stupid Party. And every once and a while the Evil Party and the Stupid Party get together to pass something really evil and stupid. That’s called ‘bipartisanship.’”

Linked from Instapundit.

LAMENTING THAT the slaves aren't represented at a slaveholder meeting.

THIS WEEK in pictures, courtesy of PowerLine. Here's a sample.

NEWT GINGRICH: Return to Verdun.

SCHUMER-RUBIO IMMIGRATION BILL: A Plan To Shaft America’s Poor.

THE STATE OF SOCIETY: Employers are replacing employees with iPads; now Los Angeles is replacing students with iPads.

NEWT GINGRICH: Requiring paychecks for food stamps.

SPY PROGRAM mistakenly targets innocent people: "[E]very now and then there may be a mistake."

May? ... May?

TEXAS: If you love Big Government, please ... move somewhere else.

JUST THE FACTS that support our narrative.

RELATED: And if the facts don't support our narrative, manufacture some.

CONGRESSIONAL BUDGET OFFICE: Senate immigration bill would expand Obamacare.

Another reason to vote down the comprehensive immigration bill. Also a reason to vote down all 'comprehensive' bills -- there's too much room to hide pork.

ELBERT GUILLORY: "Why I am a Republican."



Elbert Guillory may be black, speaking to blacks, but when he speaks of Democrats and control, he speaks to - and for - me.

MORNING EXAMINER: The Schumer-Rubio Higher Unemployment, Lower Wages, and Illegal Immigration Preservation Act. Not good.

I WANT ONE: Project Zero tiltrotor makes Paris debut. But I want the manned version.

RESPONSIBLE ADULTS ONLY: Why I got my CCW permit and why you should too. Democrats need not apply.

VENEZUELA: No smart phone, no toilet paper.

NASA WANTS TO BETTER TRACK ASTEROIDS that threaten Earth: "We want to prove that we are, in fact, smarter than the dinosaurs."

Given the current Administration's track record, that may be difficult....

BARACK OBAMA BOMBS IN BERLIN: a weak, underwhelming address from a floundering president. "Not so," says MSNBC's resident twit, Chris Matthews. It was TOTUS's fault for not having a sunproof screen.

RELATED: Tea Party Rally May Have Drawn Bigger Crowd than Obama Speech in Berlin.