IT'S EVIL! DON'T TOUCH IT! Just when you thought you hated the media enough....

Read it all the way to the end.

THE BABYLON BEE VENTURES INTO NEWS REPORTING AGAIN: Mamdani assures New Yorkers there’s no problem too large for government to make worse.

DEMOCRATS ARE EVIL, not stupid.

I might quibble over that last part ... thinking in terms of a Venn diagram, I suspect there's a considerable overlap.

THE LAW IS AN ASS: Which is bad enough, but artificial intelligence enables it to lie.

EXCEPT DEMOCRATS: No one is above the law.

GOOD FOR THE DEMOCRATS: The circular firing squad might only be getting started.

IS BIOLOGY --and common sense -- finally coming back?

MAYBE TOTALLY LEGALIZING VICE was not such a great idea after all.

BRAVO BLUE: Veterans you should remember today. See also Sappers in the Wire for more Vietnam era heros. Honor them.

ON THE 11th HOUR OF THE 11th DAY OF THE 11th MONTH: A Veterans Day call to
restore the warrior corps.

DEAR YOUNG AMERICANS: I'm begging you not to take Trump's 50-year mortgage.

It's called rent -- without any amenities.

BORN PERFECT: The girlboss and the death of growth.

There are good women bosses out there (I had one when I worked at Lockheed Martin) but they're rare -- and decidedly unwoke.

THE FLOOD OF STUNNING NEW EVIDENCE that J6 was a Fedsurrection can’t be ignored.

SO IS GEORGIA: Dear New York City refugees, Tennessee is full.

So stay home and deal with your 'success'....

FIVE ARRESTED after protesters allegedly force way into Toronto student group event with Israeli soldiers. Here's the video.

[VIP] ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Stupid or evil?

Is both an option? If not, I'll go with 'evil'.

THE BENEFIT OF INSIDER TRADING: Nancy Pelosi [D-Grift] earned more than $130 million in stock profits, return of 16,930%, during time in Congress.

That's roughly 15 times what an initial investment 40 years ago would have earned.

OH, THIS IS RICH:

You're welcome, Democrats.

[VIP] THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA'S CITIES: over-(mis)educated, under-informed voters.

SOCIALISTS REPORTEDLY PUSHING MAMDANI to make NYC a BDS (boycott, divest, sanction Israel) battleground.

[Demands include] an end all city contracts with companies doing business with Israel, and withdrawing all funds from banks lending money to the Jewish state...

I think that's a great idea. Let all the people, companies, and institutions with Israel-related investments take their money and leave. Then see what's left of NYC.