HEINLEIN'S 'CRAZY YEARS' WAS PRESCIENT: There appears to be a naked woman epidemic engulfing air travel.

All he missed was air travel.

A PRO-TRUMP BOAT completely ruined the DC Cherry Blossom Race for hundreds of miserable liberals.

I'm sorry we missed it. When we lived in the D.C. area, we went to see the cherry blossoms nearly every year -- but that was BT (Before Trump).

Keep on mocking them.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE CHEESE: The party of gender-confused surrender monkeys.

PROFESSOR SAYS it's incredible that Trump thinks people want to work in factories.

This is rich, for someone who has worked in idiot factories for 25 years.

VODKAPUNDIT: They cleared how many fake voters off the rolls?

THOUSANDS OF PROTESTERS rail against Trump, Elon Musk in nation-wide protests.

I'm betting more than half are being paid to attend.

THE BEST DAY TO GET READY FOR 2026 WAS YESTERDAY; the second best is today.

Keep up the pressure.

EMULATING THEODORE ROOSEVELT: Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth headed off to see if Panama wants the whip or carrot in critical meetings.

BOYCOTTING WALMART? Apparently we're boycotting Walmart this week.

Hell, I've already been there three times this week and never noticed. Neither, apparently, has anyone else.

BARACK OBAMA IS 'DEEPLY CONCERNED' about Trump administation targeting students.

It's called 'deprogramming', Barack.

'MOSTLY PEACEFUL' ROCK SMASHES INTO TESLA, seriously injuring pregnant passenger.

It should be a Babylon Bee headline. Unfortunately it isn't.

SCROLL DOWN to the 'Ready for the memes?' section and enjoy.

CARELESSNESS: How Jeffrey Goldberg got in the Signal group chat.

WE'VE BRED A NGW GENERATION OF NE'ER-DO-WELLS: Gen Z branded as 'the ghosted generation' as dates, colleges and employers keep saying 'no'.

LET THE NARCISSISTIC IDIOT GO: Yale professor flees the U.S. for Canada due to ‘rise in fascism’.

And encourage other narcissistic idiots like him to go as well. Just don't let them return.

YOUR SPEECH IS VIOLENCE. Our (the Left’s) violence is speech.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW about the Left.

Linked from a longer Instapundit post here.

BATYA UNGAR-SARGON ON TRUMP'S TARIFFS: Liberation day puts Main Street ahead of Wall Street.

FRED FLINTSTONE CALL YOUR OFFICE: Eternal childhood.

Their back-of-mind idea is to make cars smaller and smaller until they can be pedal-powered....

'PSEUDO-DEMOCRACY': Bernie Sanders is tossing out a new term for today's America.

Yes, it's laughably stupid but they can't use the word 'oligarchy' because that's their goal.