I CAN BREATHE AGAIN: Rep. Mike Johnson [R-LA] has been re-elected as Speaker of the House.

RANDOM THOUGHT: What happened to all those drones that were swarming over New Jersey and parts Northeast before Christmas?

HEH: Tesla Cybertruck voted 'worst vehicle' by National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers.

HAPPENSTANCE, COINCIDENCE, OR ...: Las Vegas cybertruck explosion suspect ID'd as an Army veteran who served at same base as the Bourbon Street attacker.

From Ian Fleming's Goldfinger: "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." I'm leaning toward enemy action.

Expect more.

EPIC FAIL: The bomber "tried to send a message by using a Tesla, but it ended up saving lives instead."

RANDOM THOUGHT: Can we just have an interim President and Cabinet until January 20th?

JANUARY 20TH can't come soon enough.

More.

BEST DEFINITION OF DEI EVER: It is about what their co-confessionals in the Diversity Industry are all about; finding jobs for otherwise highly credentialed but unemployable people in the productive economy and increasing their unearned bureaucratic power.

THANK YOU, BARACK AND JOE: For the first time since FDR and the Great Depression, voters who identify as Republicans outnumber Democrats by a significant margin.

THE SQUATTER HUNTER: The 2024 Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year.

IMPRIMIS: Drain the swamp.

IF I OWNED A FORD, I WOULD SELL IT: Ford Motor Co's X account posts 'Israel is a terrorist state,' calls to 'Free Palestine'.

To a progressive, of course.

HE'S UNEMPLOYED; TRUMP IS NOT. Former CNN host Don Lemon calls Trump supporters ‘dumb f---ing idiots’.

CLASS DISMISSED: Colleges expected to close as enrollment numbers tank.

Expect more....

RACHEL MADDOW thought people would be more unnerved by JD Vance.

Both of her viewers agree....

LIBERAL FIRES: Time to put them out.

If the government can't -- or won't -- do it, vigilantes will.

In New York city, the Guardian Angels are already redeploying....

WITH PREJUDICE: Blackball them all.

Fire every single Biden appointee, then ensure that they are never again in shouting distance of any federal office.

AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION SOLUTION: So simple even a cave man could do it.

OUR U.S. NAVY HAS “INSUFFICIENT GENDER EXPERTS?” The Soviet military called them zampolits.

In The Hunt for Red October the zampolit was killed early on. Not a bad thought....

SHOOTING PEOPLE who are in the process of committing violent crimes isn’t socially “dangerous.” It’s socially virtuous.