ENJOY YOUR STAY: Welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land.

IT'S NOT SATIRE, it's common sense.

THE 80/20 RULE (PARETO PRINCIPLE) STRIKES AGAIN: Speaker Mike Johnson, backed by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, is plotting to eliminate 75% of federal government agencies.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Pretty soon there will be so many satellites in low earth orbit that the Earth will be in shadow and global warming will no longer be a problem.

Instead global cooling will....

THE INTERREGNUM HAS BEGUN:

Perhaps that's why the UFOs are flying around theTrump National Golf Club in Bedminister -- they're looking for a real President.

DIFFERENTIAL TUITION: Should English majors pay less?

No, they should pay more. From the comments: "Do we really need to push people into majors that will give them impaired thinking, make them impoverished, miserable, and ripe to become faithful Democrats?"

There are others who disagree -- scroll through the comments and make up your own mind.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Trump needs to pardon all the J6 political prisoners on Day One.

MORE FROM POWERLINE'S Week in Pictures. My favorite:

Now go see the rest.

GOOD ADVICE: Fire your whiny employees too upset over the election to do their work.

Better yet, don't hire them in the first place.

OUTGOING DNC CHAIR defends 'identity politics'.

"When I wake up in the morning, when I look in the mirror, when I step out the door, I can't rub this off," he said, waving his hand in front of his face. "This is who I am. This is how the world perceives me.

What chutzpah. Just because he sees himself as black, and thus a victim, doesn't mean othere see the same thing. Maybe he should quit looking at himself in the mirror.

ANOTHER DEMOCRAT defects.

MORE: Yet another Democrat defects.

Is this the beginning of another preference cascade?

CHANGE: The California bar will consider campus protests in moral character review for lawyer licensing. The unanswered question is whether it will be a positive or negative change. I'm betting negative.

DEMOCRATS HAVE 'CONCERNS' about Elon Musk saying stuff they don't like. Let the hand-wringing begin.

And ignore them.

HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR: Sanctimonious Obama warns 'one side' is going to 'rig elections and weaponize the justice system.'

THANK UNIONIZATION: America's stone age ports.

EXCELLENT ADVICE: Be hard to kill and dangerous to attack.

AMERICA'S FUTURE depends on Trump's promise to punish woke universities.

WILL DEMOCRATS REDISCOVER THE CONSTITUTION? Probably not.

The only things they are capable of 'discovering' are victims.

MORE PARDONS TO COME? If Biden is going to issue blanket pardons he should pardon all Democrats for the crime of voting for him.

WELL, HE IS PRESIDENT ALREADY: Just go ahead and take the ‘elect’ out of ‘President-elect Trump’.