THE DIPLOMAD writes on the midterm elections.

Too many variables, too much volatility, and, of course, unreliable vote counting make it very tough. We also have one of the sloppiest vote collection and tabulation systems in the world. We have no clear idea of just who is voting, and how the votes are counted. It's a disgrace.

He's right.

FINALLY: The proper way to treat woke warriors.

Then let 'em freeze in the dark....

IMPRIMIS The politicization of the Department of Justice.

BUT NOT AT MY HOUSE: SpaceX announces Starlink internet service on airplanes.

BIDEN ADMINISTRATION TO ARIZONA: Remove shipping containers filling gaps at the border.

ARIZONA: Best we can do -- Nope.

OUR ENEMIES ARE LAUGHING AT US starter pack.

REALITY STRIKES: Tulsi Gabbard says Democrats have become 'insane'.

Wow.

WE LOVE NEW YORK: First migrants in NYC arrive at tent shelter with 500 beds, big-screen TVs, Xbox systems.

Next up, voter registration....

SO THAT'S WHY THERE'S A DIAPER SHORTAGE. Democrats are filling up their diapers over poll that indicates a Republican tidal wave in next month’s election.

IN THE RACE TO THE BOTTOM, I think Joe Biden is winning.

STACEY ABRAMS EXPLAINS: Quit having children; that way inflation won't be such a problem.

Left unsaid: We're importing our own future voters to replace yours....

ELECTRIC VEHICLE ROAD TRIP NIGHTMARE: Man spends 15 hours to travel 178 miles across Wyoming.

MICHAEL GOODWIN: Joe Biden’s Saudi state of affairs.

WELCOME TO THE WEST COAST, MESSED COAST™ REPORT, where electoral hopes spring eternal for conservatives who haven’t yet moved to Texas, Idaho, Tennessee, or Florida.

ONLY ACTIVISTS NEED APPLY; actual work not required.

WELL, WE NOW KNOW men can get pregnant.

I HOPE HE'S RIGHT: Things are much worse for they seem for Democrats.

TOWNHALL: The Left is losing what remains of its collective mind.

WE ARE ALL MINUTEMEN NOW. Don't poke the Momma bear. She has claws. Sharp claws.

HOW TO WIN: Mock them.

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