BECAUSE THEY AREN'T AND NEVER WERE. Why we lost trust in the expert class.

I SUGGEST 'CORN POX': World Health Organization to rename monkeypox to avoid discrimination and stigmatization (of monkeys?).

In honor of our current president....

IT SHOULDN'T TAKE 4 YEARS TO LEARN TO BE A BARISTA (OR A BARTENDER). Good news from the world of academia.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID doesn't mean you're not out to get us.

And yes, I do believe progressives are paranoid....

BUT, BUT ... CLIMATE CHANGE!: Great Britain goes into shutdown mode.

JUST THE FACTS (THAT SUIT US): The New York Times is run by moral idiots.

That headline should read immoral because the NYT is both.

DESTROYING THE RIGHT is why the Democrats are doubling the IRS and giving agents 'deadly force'.

MORE KURT SCHLICHTER: Stop assuming the legitimacy of the corrupt establishment's actions.

RANDOM THOUGHT: Gov.'s Ducey [AZ] and Abbott {TX] should respond to NY/DC complaints about illegal immigrants being bused to their 'sanctuary cities' by simply saying "We're sharing the wealth."

BACK TO THE FUTURE: The 1969(!) prophecy of the corruption of affirmative action. Pogo: We have met the enemy and he is us.

DEMOCRATS ARE CALLED ON to do one thing after suggesting IRS audits are no biggie.

With 87,000 new IRS agents, they ought to be able to audit the senior staff of every government agency annually as well (Fauci, anyone?).

SEEN ON TWITTER: "Ladies, if your boyfriend has 'he/him' in his bio, then you have a girlfriend."

KURT SCHLICHTER: Don't believe the media Senate psych-out:

Now that most of the Senate races are set, expect the regime media to start up with its newest narrative, that we can’t win and that the red wave will peter out into flaccid humiliation like a Bulwark staffer in the back seat on prom night. But it’s all a lie. This November, we’re going to mop the floor with these losers.

We’ll win big.

CHRIS CHRISTIE rains on the Democrats' Inflation Reduction Act parade.

So it's now a Climate Control Act. And Health Care. Don't forget health care (except that we still have ObamaCare)....

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. Texas puts liberal cities on notice on border crisis: You may see a migrant bus coming to you.

Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey, take note....

MALLARD FILLMORE predicts the weather.

87,000 ARMED IRS AGENTS walk into a bar ...

... and at an annual cost of $6.09B (that's right, billion) in salary, benefits, and ammunition, they're gonna run out of billionaires to audit pretty fast.

Be prepared.

WHOEVER IS MANUFACTURING STUPID PILLS FOR EDUCATORS MUST BE MAKING A FORTUNE: Philadelphia school district mandates masks for first 10 days of school year, pre-K must mask up all year.

AMMO GRRRLL HAS THOUGHTS: "[If] you aren’t a celebrity or a Democrat, just be careful. It’s gettin’ pretty real out there."

ISN'T THAT A GOOD THING FOR THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION? Washington Post claims Trump 'regularly intruding to steal the public spotlight' from Biden'.