WITH A BOOMSTICK, NOT A BROOMSTICK: It's time for Trump to get his Godfather on.

DEMOCRATS: still ready to solve 50-year old problems. Or more realistically, to make them worse.

THE RESULTS ARE (FINALLY!) IN: Surprise candidate Hiltasha Clintonov declared winner of Iowa caucuses.

SAMANTHA BEE (whoever she is) fundraises for Prager U. Not intentionally, just effectively.

WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY. All Democrats drop out of presidential race since the world is ending from climate change and there's no point to pursuing it.

SWINDLER'S LIST. With apologies to Schindler's List.

WHO SAID THE BABYLON BEE ISN'T A REAL NEWS SERVICE?

CNN: Our ratings are only tanking because Trump is killing off viewers by the millions.

WOMAN DONATES LAST DOLLAR TO WARREN CAMPAIGN in final bad financial decision.

Just because they're prescient....

WORDS OF WISDOM:

Especially today.

PELOSI ON THE WAR POWERS ACT: The power to declare war is constitutionally a power of Congress. Yes, and the responsibility for defending America from terrorism 'constitutionally' belongs to the President.

Maybe if Congress took its job seriously, the President would have an easier time doing his....

RANDOM THOUGHT: The Democrats never stop, do they? First it was Russia, Russia. Failure. Then Ukraine. Another failure. Now it's a Barr fight on Stone mountain ... destined for failure.

SEN. SHERROD BROWN [D-OH]: Congress isn’t doing its job of redistributing income.

I think he's on to something. Since Congress is chock full of 'millionaires and billionaires', let's redistribute their income (Elizabeth Warren, anyone?) to, say, the janitorial staff that cleans their offices.

Oh, wait, it's our income he wants to redistribute....

DEAD PEOPLE DON'T VOTE. Unless they're Democrats.

I THINK there may be a message here.

THE DEMOCRATS: A corrupt, insane [clown] posse masquerading as a political party.

THE DIPLOMAD comments as Slow Joe Biden is shuffled off the dance floor.

KEEP CONGRESS' STAFF LEVELS THE SAME; reduce the size of the federal government to match.

A TALE OF TWO VETERANS: Tulsi Gabbard and Pete Buttigieg.

Politically I agree with neither, but Gabbard comes off as much more human.

I JUST HEARD SHERROD BROWN [D-OH] ON TV saying essentially that the lesson Trump learned from impeachment is that he can do anything he wants. The real lesson - the one the Democrats didn't (and won't) learn - is that they can't do anything they want.

My hope is that when Election Day 2020 rolls around, they'll finally learn that lesson - good and hard.

IT'S TIME for Trump to fight fire with fire.

[T]here is a lesson to be learned: that partisanship begets more partisanship. Put simply, the instigators of Spygate must learn that partisanship is a two-way street. If these Deep State actors feel empowered to use purely partisan malice to inflict pain on their enemies, they should be aware that, eventually, their enemies will do the same thing to them.

It's now time to do just that.

My advice to the Trump administration is to act — now! Let the Hounds of Hell loose on those bad actors who engineered these two failed coup attempts. They are the ones who truly deserve to be punished.

In short, let them know exactly what it feels like to have the Deep State breathing down their necks. And make them pray for forgiveness for what they've done to President Trump — and our country.

This is a war, and Trump understands that wars are won when the enemy is crushed and begging to surrender.

THE REPUBLICAN TENT IS OPEN: Bernie tells pro-life Democrats to go somewhere else.