AVAILABLE: YOUR OWN BULL-SCHIFF T-SHIRT:

At the Trump store. Get one before they run out....

OH, MY: Trump's a Democrat?

THE UNRAVELING BEGINS: Burisma reportedly indicted for money laundering.

WHY KANYE WEST is leaving California:

For entrepreneurs and visionaries, California’s regulatory climate is more than just frustrating—it’s innovation-killing.

He's helping California go bankrupt one capitalist at a time....

RANDOM THOUGHT:

Such a small man for such a large chair.

THANKS OBAMA, but these patronizing lectures are getting old.

Instapundit comments: "The change that’s mostly needed is the addition of 20 or 30 IQ points, plus some experience in a real job, to the activist left. And even Barack can see that."

SOME THOUGHTS on the impeachment clown show.

I enjoyed this comment: "[H]ow did so many once-masculine fields, ranging from sports journalism to the CIA, become dominated by prissy, self-important weasels?"

An excellent question.

LAWSUIT: Schiff colluded with Politico to leak false info to further sham impeachment.

On Monday, Kash Patel, a White House official serving on the National Security Council (NSC), filed a $25 million lawsuit against Politico, alleging that Adam Schiff, the California Democrat, leading the sham impeachment against President Trump, “weaponized the media” with defamatory information to advance his goal of removing the president from office.

I'd rather he sued Schiff himself....

HEH: Ukranians demand President Trump investigate suspicion of U.S.-Ukraine corruption.

WELCOME TO THE INTERSECTIONAL CESSPOOL: 'Stay in your lane.'

EMINA MELONIC: How I never learned math.

SORRY, PROGRESSIVES: Education is not about your ‘lived reality’.

MEAT POLLUTION? Vegan sues Burger King for cooking vegan burger on meat grill.

Perhaps that's why vegan burgers taste like real burgers.

RANDOM THOUGHT: I tuned in briefly to see the 'I think, I feel, I presume' impeachment hearing is underway.

OH NO. The demand for white supremacists has exceeded the supply. I suspect Antifa might have some available....

THE REASON DEMOCRATS ARE ANGRY: the man that they keep telling themselves is a bumbling moron has been besting them .

Instead of 'besting them', the phrase 'beating them like a rented mule donkey comes to mind.

CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS, DRYWALL AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN, three things that don’t hang themselves.

A CLEAR UNDERSTATEMENT: Ben Carson accuses Maxine Waters of ‘shamelessness’ and lacking ‘basic manners’.

A NEW POLITICAL DIVIDE - blue jeans.

Whatever, but the 'deplorable' stores I shop at mostly sell Wrangler jeans. I buy whatever fits.

A REPUBLIC but only if we can keep it.

As we consider the impeachment of Donald Trump, I hope that both sides will keep their grievances in perspective and remember that it is only “a Republic” if we can keep it. Or in the lingo that millennials understand, “Democracy … means sharing a country with assholes you can’t stand.” Thank you for that, Bill Maher. Ben Franklin and Abe Lincoln are nodding and smiling.

It's long but well worth the time to read.