MATH IS NO LONGER A 'SAFE SPACE': student faces expulsion after saying a math symbol looks like a gun. Square roots are hard, but I didn't know they were killers.

Read the comments ... and never go to math class without your multiplication vest.

IMMIGRATION REFORM: an amazing new way to reduce mass shootings.

TRUTH: "INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - tagline of the David Horowitz Freedom Center.

AMMO GRRRLL on ass-covering. Susan Rice should take notes on how to do it right.

ANOTHER RANDOM THOUGHT: I'll believe the billionaires call for more taxes on the rich when I see the canceled checks for the taxes they voluntarily paid.

POWERLINE'S WEEK IN PICTURES has posted. There are many, many good ones this week - especially the Adam Schiff look-alike and the Zombie Apocalypse, but in light of the Democrat meltdown over gun control, this has to be my favorite:

Now go and see the rest.

DON'CHA KNOW? Some women are 'male supremacists'.

[Note: Dr. Helen Smith (pictured) is the wife of Glenn Reynolds (aka Instapundit).]

MORE CHURCH BULLETIN BOARDS:

- Don't have a prayer? Come on in; we have refills.

- Honk if you love Jesus; text if you want to meet Him sooner.

Southern Baptist churches always seem to have great senses of humor.

MALLARD FILLMORE explains why I haven't watched the Olympics for years....

SO MAYBE MORE GOVERNMENT isn't the answer:

[The Parkland] Florida [school] shooting yet another government failure to keep us safe: From the FBI to local law enforcement to the schools, every institution failed.

And the knee-jerk reaction, every time, especially but not exclusively from Democrats, is for more government control.

RANDOM THOUGHT: Virtue signaling is the Progressive's excuse for not having any.

GOOD GRIEF: 'Politically Correct' is a microaggression. I guess that means that it's no longer politically correct to be politically correct.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: Republican embarrassments.

Republican elites were always much closer in spirit to their Democratic counterparts than they were to their own so-called grassroots conservative base. Translated, they mildly were displeased with the Obama agenda, but loathe Trump’s.

Read it all.

THE RULING CLASS hates you. No surprise here; they hate us because we refuse to be 'ruled'.

TOWNHALL REVISITED: Liberals may regret their new rules.

This a repost of a 2015 column by Kurt Schlicter. It's just 3 years later and Liberals are now finding out that they should have paid attention.

THE ANTI-CHRISTIAN ALT-RIGHT is a long and tedious (i.e., boring) article, the gist of which (to me) is that what conventional wisdom associates as 'white supremacy' is really more characteristic of the progressive Left. Read it and see if you agree.

AMMO GRRRLL: it's all about recruiting new Democrats.

The Democrat Party has lurched so far left that it has alienated yuge swaths of the electorate. It is peddling the same stale, tired, hateful, divisive, grievance-grubbing ”material” with the same ancient pitch-coots and spokes-crones. They desperately need a “new audience” of voters to replace the white working class and tax-paying middle classes of all colors whom they have gratuitously insulted and driven away. They are counting on voters who are young, stupid and influenced by endorsements from brain-dead celebrities. Sadly, these people frequently do not bother to vote, like Colin “Cops R Pigs Socks” Kaepernick. But more importantly, they need people who don’t understand English with the exception of two words: “free stuff.”

Their old electorate has failed them. Read it all.

LEGAL LAUGHTER:

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you attend?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

From my email.

YES! GEORGIA LAWMAKERS yank tax break for Delta after airline cuts ties with NRA.

Virtue signaling has consequences.

RACIST: Sen. Chuck Schumer[D(umb)-NY] voted no on judicial nominee because he is white.

They don't even bother to hide their racism any more. Perhaps Sen. Schumer should consider relinquishing his seat in the Senate to some other developmentally disabled progressive but nonwhite candidate....