TWEET OF THE DAY:

Linked from PowerLine.

THANK YOU, you 'effing stupid Government safety nannies. This is what happens when you use one of those supersafe non-spill gas cans (that's gasoline on the floor, by they way - the second spill).

I finally had to transfer the gasoline from the 'spill-proof' container to an old non-spill-proof container to finish filling my UTV. Didn't spill a drop from the old container.

BECAUSE (WEALTHY) DEMOCRATS DON'T PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE: Tough times in Connecticut.

Have feet? Vote.

ANN COULTER: Every time I try to be mad at Trump the media pull me back.

OTHER THAN BEING ILL-EDUCATED, LOUD-MOUTHED BOORISH THUGS: The five biggest things liberals get wrong about themselves.

ANOTHER PROGRESSIVE discovers that swords are double-edged weapons.

AMMO GRRRLL: Go on over to the Dark Side; there are no consequences:

If you’re a Democrat, you get to riot in a mask, burn down buildings, make fake rape charges, make fake hate crime charges, admit to child molestation in your own book, use many branches of the Federal Government to unlawfully harass and intimidate conservatives, advocate cop killing, shout down speakers, call for the murder of the President, and clap like a spastic seal at late-night comics making obscene jokes about the President of the United States. Jokes that would absolutely be deemed “homophobic” from any conservative.

Consequences are for Life’s Deplorable little losers.

HEH:

And they never shut up....

TARGET PRACTICE! If drones are not aircraft, then the FAA rules about not shooting them down do not apply.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

Almost every time I turn on the news....

LEAF WATCH 2017: It's official ; Spring is here. Here's the final photo of this Spring series.

This picture was actually taken on Saturday last; the foliage is in full bloom, with the exception of the very tops of some of the pines which haven't quite achieved full green. The pond has disappeared from sight, and the fish (I suppose) are happy as there's plenty of shade to enjoy -- and insects to eat.

PUNCHING BACK: Pro-life Fresno students sue professor over literal erasure of free speech.

BERNIE SANDERS stumbles upon inconvenient landmine left behind by Harry Reid.

A sword cuts both ways, Bernie. You Democrats/Socialists might want to remember that in the future.

THE VENEZUELA DIET:



Linked from PowerLine.

RANDOM THOUGHT: Guns are a lot like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again.

A REMINDER THAT THE REAL MINIMUM WAGE IS ZERO: New York city minimum wage law is forcing higher prices and restautant closures.

TRUMP FIRES COMEY. Hillary responds:

Linked from PowerLine's mid-week in Comey cartoons.

MURPHY STRIKES AGAIN: I've experienced every one of these at one point or another.

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee.

Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet, and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people, also, are very surly folk.

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.

If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or the store will stop selling it.

If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor; by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

The most recent this afternoon.

SENATE DEMS: Appoint a special prosecutor or we’ll hold our breath until we turn blue.

Please do. I enjoy watching Democrats have tantrums....

THE BIG LESSON OF THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY so far is that our entire ruling class is narcissistic, undisciplined, and partisan.