'DAY WITHOUT WOMEN' STRIKERS offered cutesy excuses to give their bosses. Just don't try it if you're not a feminist.

TOO MANY 'SCIENTISTS'. Not enough science.

Try reading it all. I failed.

WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY: A Day Without Idiots.

LOS ANGELES TIMES puzzled at lack of Trump hatred. It must be terribly painful for the Timesmen Timespersons to learn that the rest of us don't share their zir hatred.

UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES: These drinks makes me look racist.

YES, YOU CAN shoot down a drone - in Oklahoma.

NANCY PELOSI INVITES ANOTHER LIGHTNING STRIKE, Zeus too busy laughing to deliver. If it weren't for double standards, .....

“IT IS EMBARRASSING that even left-wing UK newspapers are better than any US newspaper regarding coverage of US politics.”

I've noticed it myself, even posting about it myself last year. In general, I find the UK's Guardian and Daily Mail (when they're not engaging in sensationalism) to have the most fact-based coverage of U.S.-related topics.

ANOTHER GOOD GUY WITH A GUN: Video shows Ohio food mart clerk shooting would-be robber.

MEMBERS OF CONGRESS issue a warning to Trump about deleting his tweets. I don't think they need worry - he's probably printing them, framing them, and mounting them on his trophy wall.

THEY DON'T HAVE DOCTORS IN MEXICO? ICE raids keeping kids from receiving medical care.

EXTREME VETTING:

So why aren't the Democrats happy?

DON'T SWEAT THE BIG STUFF; it's virtue-signaling that really matters.

A LESSON FOR LIBERALS: How Intelligence Works. Obama made a hash of our intelligence services over the last 8 years; the question is whether or not Trump & Pence are enough Reagan-like to restore it over the next 4 to 8 years.

BARBRA STREISAND: Donald Trump is making me look fat.

A THOUGHT FOR LIBERAL 'PREPPERS': Your Keurig coffee maker won't work if the electrical grid goes down.

WARNING: Don't give snowflakes 'safety' pins.

OBAMACARE: Lets just fix it.

GUN SALES HAVE DROPPED since Trump’s election, except among people scared of his administration. But they only shoot environmentally sensitive, gluten-free, gender-neutral ammunition.

DECLINE THE RIDE. "They’re on the crazy train, and they’re trying to sell more tickets."