THE SCOREKEEPER: The secret Never Trump pledge. The Left's moral high ground is a stinking, fetid, swamp.

THE CULTURE of the smug white liberal. I'd suggest that the author would be equally, if not more, accurate if the single word 'white' was deleted.

WE CAN HOPE: ‘We may be beginning to see the ObamaCare death spiral....'

MICHAEL RAMIREZ on the Democrats' solution to every problem.

UNEDUCATED? Nope, unindoctrinated.

I contend that making college available to just about everyone has not advanced the intelligence of the country as much as we like to think.

I disagree. I believe that making college more available has retarded the intelligence of the country more than we can imagine.

ABOUT TIME: Now let us praise famous non-politicians.

THE TRANSFORMATION FROM "CAMPUS" TO "ASYLUM" IS COMPLETE: Iowa professor fears fuzzy Hawkeye mascot could 'traumatize' delicate students.

No wonder they keep her in an ivory tower. I hope it's properly padded.

RUSSIA RELEASES the first official footage of its new 5th-generation fighter.

MAKE NO MISTAKE: The terrorists are winning.

I'm afraid he's right.

THE RACE CARD HAS WORN OUT, so let's try the 'implicit bias (i.e., implicit race)' card.

NON SEQUITUR on the mainstream media.

SEE THE WASHINGTO POST SPIN LIKE A TOP: It's really a good thing that the economy is so bad that millennials can't afford to buy a home.

The columnist who wrote this, Catherine Rampell, is clearly an overeducated millennial impressed with her own 'smartness'. See her linked articles at the bottom.

THE CONSTITUTION: What is it good for?

JEFF FOXWORTHY: America, founded by geniuses and run by idiots.

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you must show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefi ts, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

Don't vote for the idiots.

SO WHAT'S NEW? The cultural isolation of the elites is primarily driven by the national media.

AND THE 2016 DARWIN AWARD GOES TO ... leftists who are too obsessed with global warming to want to reproduce. Now if only they'd follow their own advice....

Jeff Jacoby has a contrarian view.

What rankles me about progressives is that the controls policies for which they advocate so strongly never seem to apply to them. My response is this: "Go ahead, jump over that cliff. I promise I'll follow."

SOME THINGS are more important than golf. "[Unless] you’re our semi-retired POTUS in full lame duck YOLO mode."

LEFT HAND, MEET RIGHT HAND: A tale of two conferences.

AMMO GRRRLL SHOUTS: I didn’t do it!

Neither did I.

OBAMA TO LOUISANA: I'm watching to make sure you don’t engage in racial discrimination.

LOUISANA'S TO OBAMA: Sod off, swampy.

For those who don't understand the "sod off" phrase, here's a historical reference.