FROM MY EMAIL:

On the bright side, Putin correctly judged the American citizenry; Obama did not.

RELATED: Putin Isn’t a Genius — We Are Complete Idiots.

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE seeks Communications Director. Republican sends him an epic application letter.

Mock them.

FROM THE SCOREKEEPER (#21): "Mayor Mike Bloomberg announced he will spend $58 million -- three times what the Koch Brothers have spent in 25 years -- to take on the 5 million members of the NRA."

So we'll only have to spend 12 bucks each to outspend him -- a box of ammo costs more.

UNIONIZATION FOR THEE, BUT .... Media Matters for America is resisting SEIU's effort to unionize its staff.

Hypocrisy without limits.

DR. KEITH ABLOW: My dinner with the family of Justina Pelletier.

REGULATOR WITHOUT PEER: By at least one measure, Obama surpasses all of his predecessors.

NEWT GINGRICH: Obama betrays [yet another] American ally.

GOP CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE shoots down drone in new ad.

ALABAMA WIDOWS kicked off of insurance because of ObamaCare.

Unintended consequences?

DON SURBER on saving Social Security. He's right, but so's this comment: "With Obamacare - social security will be fine.....we'll all be dying sooner....problem fixed. "

THERE ARE no such things as ‘scientists’. But if one says he's an engineer, you can take his word as gospel.

EIGHT INFURIATING FACTS to remember about tax day. My favorite is #7: "only 37 percent of Democrats said the amount they paid in taxes was too high." Would it be overly bold to suggest that only 37% of Democrats actually pay income taxes?

"LIBERALISM has a kind of Tourette’s Syndrome these days."

UH, YES, HE DID: Did a professor advocate censorship of conservative student newspaper?

CONGRATULATIONS! It’s a baby… moon?

BIOMEDICINE: "Researchers have made an electronic skin patch that can monitor muscle movement, store the data it collects, and use stored data patterns to decide when to deliver medicine through the skin."

MITT ROMNEY’S SON tweets at Harry Reid with picture of Mitt paying taxes: "Hey @SenatorReid here's a shot of @MittRomney paying taxes. Does it every year. It's how you get your paycheck. "

FROM THE SCOREKEEPER (#6): "Putin if you invade Ukraine we will remove Smirnoff vodka from the congressional dining room."

Making sanctions really hurt....

MICHELLE OBAMA'S food police are leaving your school kids unfed.

TAX DAY POST MORTEM: Donald Rumsfeld has ‘no idea’ if he paid taxes correctly. Neither do I. Every year it's a hope and a prayer.