'FRUVE', WASTE, AND ABUSE: Feds spend millions dressing creepy students up as fruits, vegetables. On (I guess) the bright side, college is their natural habitat.

REPUBLICRATS LOSE: Tea Partier wins write-in race for Pennsylvania state Senate seat. Good news.

A PILOT EXPLAINS what probably happened to the Malaysian airliner. The comments are excellent.

SO MUCH for 'the most transparent administration in history.'

MARCH MADNESS: Putin annexes Crimea; Obama picks his Final Four.

Jeez. How can gross incompetence not be an impeachable offense? Biden may be dumb as a sack of hammers, but a sack of hammers certainly cannot do more damage than Obama has already done.

NEWT GINGRICH: Sorry, you can't buy this car in New Jersey (or many other states, for that matter).

THOSE DAMNED UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES AGAIN: Pilots complain of brightness from huge solar farm. Will (can?) environmentalism ever learn?

JEFF JACOBY: President, or punch line? Our 'president' doesn't know the meaning of the term dignity.

FLAT STANLEY TO FLAT LANDERS: Sensor-laden 'napkins' to explore other worlds.

DISMANTLING FUKUSHIMA: The World's Toughest Demolition Project.

UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES? Putin's Crimean adventures could hasten Eastern European energy independence.

YIKES! Naked truths about wearable electronics.

I'M THE PRESIDENT: Laws are for the little people. And I will change them as I need.

INSTAPUNDIT: Former Politico reporter discovers that working retail is hard. Ruling class 'wannabe' gets his well-deserved comeuppance.

Read the comments at Instapundit as well.

OBAMA'S FOREIGN POLICY: Speak Loudly and Carry a Small Stick.

More realistically, the article's title should just read 'Speak Loudly'. That would encompass all of Obama's policies, foreign and domestic.

MORNING EXAMINER: Federal dietary guidelines are really about climate change.

Washington D.C. is a bozo magnet.

KELO VS. THE CITY OF NEW LONDON, NINE YEARS LATER: "The desolation that is Fort Trumbull is a grim reminder that where property rights aren't secure, neither is freedom — and without freedom, there is nothing the government can't destroy."

HOW PRETTY IS THAT? A 'glory' on Venus.

FLOWERS BY DRONE?

HEH: down the slippery slope.