TWO-MINUTE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. Good, but I lean toward a 'whimper' ending.

"THE GUN CONTROL CRUSADE today is like the Prohibition crusade 100 years ago. It is a shared zealotry that binds the self-righteous know-it-alls in a warm fellowship of those who see themselves as fighting on the side of the angels against the forces of evil. It is a lofty role that they are not about to give up for anything so mundane as facts-- or even the lives of other people."

CAN'T AFFORD A MOTORCYCLE? How about half a motorcycle?

DON'T FEED THE BUMS: Should the Law Discourage People from Becoming Vagrants?

PIERS MORGAN: Just because you can't afford to hire a gun doesn't mean you should have one.

THE AFTERLIFE. There are no wage increases for inflation, and I'd be more comfortable if the wages of sin were posted in advance....

TOURE' -- THE HOUSE NEGRO? Alfonzo Rachel explains.

THE NEW YORK TIMES replaces dumb blondes in bad jokes.

EXCELLENT QUESTION: "For decades people from all over the world have come to the United States for their medical care because they know it is far superior to anything else. With the implementation of ObamaCare in 2014, where will they go?"

In a related item, Mark Levin asked this question on his radio show last night: "If America is such a racist country, why are so many minorities so anxious to get in?"

The fact is that America is still the last, best hope for mankind on the face of the Earth. The Obama administration is doing its level best to reverse that fact.

UNEXPECTEDLY? White liberals are the most racist people out there. One name: Chris Matthews.

COLORADO FOLLIES.

PORTRAIT OF A REAL RACIST.

HOPE FOR THE BEST: How ObamaCare's Individual Mandate Could Go Down.

IMAGINE THAT: Obama Finds Another Racist, Political Pastor.

WELL. I guess my next weapon will have to be a 12-gauge shotgun. As Joe Biden recommends....

HEH: "It’s fine to be a racist bigot in America, as long as you’re a bigot in support of Democratic causes. Which, come to think of it, is how things were in Bull Connor’s day, too."

MICHAEL BARONE: Why Freight Rail Pays and Passenger Trains Flunk. Guess which one is government-regulated and which one isn't.

IN CASE YOU'RE A LIBERAL, here's just another case of armed self-defense.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: The Game of Drones. The problem is never the weapon; the problem is always the user of the weapon.

IF YOU'RE A LIBERAL, math is optional.