THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

TWEETS OF THE DAY: "Does This Sequester Make My Lies Look Big?"

I'm particularly enamored of the Donna Brazile tweet. As a major Democrat operative, it's good for her to find out that she's just another 'little person'.

JUST DESSERTS.

DEMOCRATS still obsessed with Citizens United. Those evil corporations....

WITH CUTS LOOMING, what has Obama done to reduce cost of presidential travel? Take a wild guess....

OBAMACARE WON'T ADD A DIME TO DEFICITS; it will add 62 trillion dimes.

MID-AIR REPAIR:



Gladys Ingle died in 1981 at the age of 82.

WHY IS THIS MONTH-OLD CLIP of an ex-Secret Service agent suddenly going viral? Because the sun is setting on the Age of Aquarius.

NORMATIVE: This is the kind of claptrap psychobabble that infects the 'minds' (I use the term used loosely) of liberals.

JUAN WILLIAMS: Liberal media will ‘shut you down, stab you, kill you, fire you’ if you disagree. As a black who strayed from the liberal plantation, he should know.

THE ILLUSTRATED BUDGET AND SEQUESTRATION PIE CHARTS.

FOR THE FIRST TIME in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my celebrityhood...

WE’RE GETTING CLOSE to the point at which our bullying government will no longer be legitimate.

RACE HUSTLER on the public dole.

PAUL RAHE: Obama's next move. Our next move should be to punch back -- hard.

DEPARTMENT OF INSANITY: I'd be all for it, if we could sequester the Democrats in it.

DOES IT OCCUR TO YOU that Captain Queeg President Obama may be insane? Yes. Yes, it does.

ONE FOR THE MONEY....

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. after a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

From my email.

THOMAS SOWELL: Government is proof that the shepards are dumber than the sheep.

THE MOVEMENT KNOWN AS ENVIRONMENTALISM is not only a false religion, it is one that allows human sacrifice.