JEEZ. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK: 'Mother,' 'Father' changing to 'Parent One,' 'Parent Two' on passport applications.

More proof that progressives are nuts.

OBAMACARE EXPLAINED

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said proudly.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, cnd I gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like dog shit!’ Then I would say,’It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?’"

"I used the Obama governmental approach of giving you something shitty, but looks good, for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."

Lesson learned (I hope).

WHY WIND FARMS ARE CONSIDERED EYESORES.

VIA INSTAPUNDIT: “Wow! The Republicans have only been in control of the House for less than 48 hours and already the unemployment rate has dropped to 9.4%!”

If only it were really so. The post and links are here.

IT’S BACK: duck and cover.

I still remember the civil defense drills and back yard bomb shelters of the 1950’s. I was just over 9 months old when the first nuclear weapon exploded over Hiroshima; my wife would be born a month later.

ONCE IN A BLUE MOON: Obama was right.

Actually, that isn't quite correct. Blue moons occur more frequently than Obama is right.

GOOD RIDDANCE: Gibbs to depart White House.

OBAMACARE ends construction of doctor-owned hospitals. Unintended consequences.

Or were they intended consequences?

STUPIDITY: it's the way to bet. Follow the links.

YOU DECIDE: How much of President Obama's health care reform should be repealed? Right now, "all of it" is leading 2 to 1.

OBAMA REALLY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND the difference between receiving a paycheck in exchange for creating wealth, and getting a government handout in exchange for nothing.

BANNING ROTC AT THE IVIES is as damaging to the military as banning recruitment at Vassar would be to the NFL.

And some excellent advice for the college-bound:

There are thousands of great colleges around the nation at which you can learn any skill or profession you choose. And in none of those colleges will you be so indoctrinated in contempt for your nation, its history and values as you will be in the Ivies. Give yourself a boost in life: for all the supposed benefits you'd get in an Ivy League school, you'll learn more and gain a more realistic view of your nation and the world if you attend a college that's not among the Ivies. Learn elsewhere, and graduate without having your nose so stuck in the air that you believe America isn't a force for good in the world.

Linked from Instapundit.

TO WIN, Obama has to fool some folks all the time. Unfortunately, that’s not difficult.

2011 PREDICTIONS: "I’m moving to Alaska, where I expect Sarah Palin to become a powerful warlord."

COLLEGE CENSORS, get ready to open your wallets.

And do it more widely. It's past time for conservatives to lift a play from the progressive playbook and start using the judicial branch to go on offense.

THE OBAMAS POLICE FOOD AND FOOTBALL: Why their comments on Michael Vick and school lunches make us queasy.

GOD SAVE US from the busybodies.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT: How did ...

20-minutes-of-fame Julian Assange construct the façade of an idealistic crusading electronic muckraker?

global warming so easily get away with becoming “climate change”?

authoritarian and Islamist Palestinian groups become reinvented into traditional Western victimized minorities — analogous to women, gays, and minorities

professors convince us that their universities are progressive, anti-capitalist, and against the grain institutions?

Barack Obama invent himself into a bi-partisan, working across the aisle, no more red state/blue state unifying figure?

"Lurking somewhere behind all these improbables is a rather small Western elite that is enormously influential in the media, government, the arts, universities, and Hollywood."

REDUCING MAN-MADE CARBON DIOXIDE EMISSIONS is completely and utterly pointless if your goal is to change the future climate. On the other hand, if you’re looking to ... control the way the modern world makes energy, then it makes perfect sense....

IF YOU LIKE police officers having quotas for speeding tickets, you will love the Obama administrations' new health care regulations.