FROM MY EMAIL: “While official Washington may be decamping for Easter recess, everyone else is just starting to absorb what’s happened. It’s like Democrats ordered two rounds of boilermakers from the bar in a coal camp and then left the folks behind to sort out the fist fights, clean up the mess, and, most importantly, pay the tab.”

WHEN A FULL-BLOWN NARCISSIST jumps the shark and doesn’t drown, heaven help everyone else in his sea of fools. That would be us — the people who elected this Narcissus incarnate.

SYMBOL OF HEALTH CARE REFORM. The White House felt it necessary to develop a new medical symbol that truly depicts the Health Care Plan you will be getting.
Caduceus Wild.

FROM A MAXINE CARTOON.

Let me get this straight. We're going to be gifted with a health care plan:

Written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,

Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,

Signed by a president who also hasn't read it and who smokes,

With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,

Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,

And financed by a country that's broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

SOCIAL SECURITY to see payout exceed pay-in this year. “Analysts have long tried to predict the year when Social Security would pay out more than it took in because they view it as a tipping point — the first step of a long, slow march to insolvency ....”

I better hurry if I’m going to get mine.

NOVEMBER IS COMING: Support surges for Stupak’s re-election opponent after abortion funding deal with the White House.

Go. Contribute.

REPEAL THE DEMOCRATS. Republicans may not repeal the health-care bill, but they should repeal the Democrats.

HEALTH CARE REFORM: a 10 percent tax on tanning beds (which will disappear more rapidly) and a rule that chain restaurants have to start posting calorie counts on their menus. But don’t worry; the best is yet to come.

THE DANGER TO AMERICA.

The danger to America is not Barack Obama, but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency.

It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to an electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails us. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.

The republic can survive a Barack Obama. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president.

The author is unknown, but owed a debt of gratitude.

HOW DO OBAMACARE Democrats spell compassion? I - R - S.

From a comment to this post.

UPDATE: Only 15,000 more IRS agents needed to enforce ObamaCare.

ACORN TO SHUT ALL ITS OFFICES BY APRIL 1. Yes, and April 1 is April Fool’s Day.

One can hope, but this is nothing more than a rebranding effort. Unless we’re vigilant, ACORN will return under a new name.

AN EXAMPLE OF OBAMASPEAK: opaqueness is transparency.

"The president is signing an executive order on abortion that is a pretty big national issue," a reporter asked. "Why would that be closed press, no pictures?"

"We’ll put out a picture from Pete [Souza]," Gibbs said.

"But what about a picture from the actual national media, not from -- " the reporter started to follow up.

"On, the picture from Pete will be for the actual event," Gibbs answered.

"Right, but what about allowing us in, for openness and transparency?"

"We'll have a nice picture from Pete that will demonstrate that type of transparency."

"Not the same, Robert," the reporter said. "Never has been."

"I know you all disagree with that," Gibbs answered. "I think Pete takes wonderful photos."

It’s transparent because we say it is.

MAGICAL THINKING has returned to Obamaland and Democrats are lining up for their unicorn rides.

STEPS YOU CAN TAKE to survive ObamaCare. The basics:

(1) Find a doctor.
(2) Pay cash.
(3) If you’re on Medicare, find an undertaker.

WHOOPS! ObamaCare doesn’t cover pre-existing conditions – even for children – until 2014.

Every Obama promise comes with an expiration date. Every single one.

MATERNALISTIC PAP: What Nancy Pelosi said: “This is the reform the American people want.” What she meant: “This is the reform that Americans would want if only they knew better.”

NOVEMBER IS COMING: “For some of the brightest, most politically aware people in the country, the yearlong debate over the Democrats' national health care plan has been an inspiring experience. It has inspired them to run for Congress as Republicans.”

KLAVEN ON CULTURE: “We Report, You Obey.”

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GOVERNMENT-FUNDED MEDIA distorts history - again.

Surprise, surprise.

THE PEOPLE'S WEEKLY BRIEF: Bin Laden holds a press conference.