MORE PROOF THAT CALIFORNIANS ARE EFFIN' NUTS: Coffee sold in California could carry cancer warning labels.

Here's the kicker:

The lawyer taking on Big Coffee said the larger goal is to motivate the industry to remove the chemical from coffee, which would also benefit his own three-cup-a-day fix.

"I'm addicted — like two-thirds of the population," attorney Raphael Metzger said. "I would like the industry to get acrylamide out of the coffee so my addiction doesn't force me to ingest it."

He's crazy an addict, so rather than quit his addiction he wants to make his craziness addiction safe.

I'd say we need to bring back insane asylums, but a wall around California should be sufficient....