INSTAPUNDIT PREDICTS that his cat - if he had a cat - could beat President Obama in the next election. Well, since Democrats seem to have an obsession with "fat cats," I thought Diamond might be willing to run. She's a fat cat, female, mixed race, comes from a broken home, is willing to live on a salary of milk and (tuna) cookies, and has read Atlas Shrugged. In short, she is a perfect Republican candidate.


When I asked her, her reply was "Nyah." But she might be susceptible to a "Draft Diamond" movement.

INSTALANCHE: Thanks, everyone. Please stay and look around. In the meantime, Diamond promises she will look for her birth certificate.