MAKE ELECTIONS GREAT AGAIN: This may be the most important piece of legislation of our lifetimes.

I'LL START WATCHING 'WOKEBALL' AGAIN WHEN IT RETURNS TO ITS ROOTS: Dhar Mann named NFL’s ‘Chief Kindness Officer’ as league kicks off Super Bowl creator blitz.

Quoting Stephen Green, "What fresh hell is this?"

RANDOM THOUGHT: Fox News is an advertising agency disguised as a news source. Unfortunately it's not the only one....

There was a time when advertising supported journalism; today it seems like 'journalism' is being used to support advertising.

THEY'RE SCATTERING: Anti-ICE Leftists consider fleeing country after their Signal chats got exposed.

Please help them. I understand Iran is nice this time of year.

AT LEAST THEY'RE USEFUL FOR SOMETHING: 'Celebrities' cite Trump re-election victory in their move out of the US.

Move please, and take your bubble with you.

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP. The FCC will vote on requiring that federal subsidies flow only to people that are both living and lawful beneficiaries.

DON'T WATCH MY MOVIES: Don't worry, I haven't and won't in the future.

Just go away and get a real job.

SCHLICHTER: Say it ain’t so, Ro Khanna.

IT’S HARD TO STRIKE SUCCESSFULLY when you produce nothing of value.

MORE: Democrat slacker mobs schedule another day of protest cosplay.

'MENSTRUAL MUTUAL AID' WORKSHOP for 'non-cis menstruators' hosted by UC Davis LGBTQIA.

The stupidity is overwhelming.

THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE HE IS: Mamdani shovels snow like a communist.

ARE WE IN THE LATTER? "Some decades nothing happens, and some weeks decades happen."

VIRGINIA DEMOCRATS HAD ONE JOB FOR 2026 - not look crazy. And they failed.

HE GAVE THE DOG 3 SECONDS to voluntarily leave his house.

More: Catman.

CONSERVATIVE OUTLETS NOT MENTIONED: The worst news outlet of the week.

I wonder why....

HEH: "The New York Times is basically a game and cooking app, with occasional detours into the news when I want to feel enraged about something."

CAPITALISM WORKS: No one is in charge.

[VIP] EDUCATION DEPARTMENT CELEBRATES SCHOOL CHOICE while Leftists dumb down standards.

PAM BONDI, ARE YOU LISTENING? Of squids, ink, and Minnesota's corrupt machine.

TREASURY SECRETARY SCOTT BESSENT: don't bring a gun, bring a billboard.