TEXAS PREPARES to begin locking up leaders in sanctuary cities. I think a minimum 90-day jail sentence for any elected or appointed official supporting sanctuary cities would be appropriate.

UNITED NATIONS: Repealing ObamaCare could violate international law.

"Sod off!" has a nice ring to it, but my personal favorite is still "You mistake me for someone who gives a shit."

THE LEFT'S MEDIA INSTITUTIONS are racist.

VEGANS: scientific illiterates.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE: Study finds Democrats least tolerant of opposing views. They know they're right (and have participation trophies to prove it), so why should they tolerate other views?

LEAF WATCH 2017: That semi- magical 'poof day' when all the trees suddenly decide to show their new leaves occurred mid-week. Here's today's photo:

The pond is still there, but it's rapidly disappearing behind the new foliage. Here's last weeks photo for comparison, and you can scroll back in time from there.

I suspect that by next week the pond will have almost completely disappeared from view from our terrace.

HOUSE DEMOCRATS treat 2016 autopsy as top secret. Yes, can't have the proles finding out that they're at fault for Hillary's loss.

OBVIOUSLY RACIST: Company offers beauty products for 'white' hair.

Can't have a company offering primarily black-oriented products trying to extend its product line to non-blacks....

COMMON SENSE: flowers that don't grow in progressive gardens.

MOSSAD TO THE RESCUE: Can the liberal arts be saved?

#NOTFONDOFTRUMP AFTER 100 DAYS: "[I]t's way too early to declare Trump a success. But it seems to me he's off to a good start."

SHOWBOATING: federal judge suspends Trump’s unenforced ban on funding for sanctuary cities.

The ruling distorts the Executive Order beyond recognition, accusing the president of usurping legislative authority despite the order’s express adherence to “existing law.” Moreover, undeterred by the inconvenience that the order has not been enforced, the activist court — better to say, the fantasist court — dreams up harms that might befall San Francisco and Santa Clara, the sanctuary jurisdictions behind the suit, if it were enforced. The court thus flouts the standing doctrine, which limits judicial authority to actual controversies involving concrete, non-speculative harms.

Isn't it time to start impeaching activist judges?

SOUTH DAKOTA: Democrats are being crushed.

Good.

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: "[those] who don't understand history are doomed to believe whatever the experts tell them."

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Never meddle in the affairs of dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

TRUMP: let's give Obama's land back to the states.

It wasn't your land to take, Mr. ex-President.

KURT SCHLICHTER: I am a victim of progressive hate crimes.

As a person of absolutely no color who embodies an intersectional reality that includes my utter lack of genderfluidity and my unemployment-questioning, differently-veteraned, and non-pagan experiences, I am totally oppressed by progressivism’s hegemonic power structure.

My phallocentric feline friends are not amused, however.

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: Will 2020 be another 1972 for Democrats?

DEMOCRATS THROW ANOTHER CHILDISH TANTRUM: threaten to oppose bill to prevent shutdown if health care vote happens before Saturday.

It what they (and progressives, but I repeat myself) do.

CALIFORNIA’S LATEST MOVE to “fight the wall” [build it and be banned] is truly something out of La La Land.

Minority contractors won't be affected? 'Undocumented' construction workers won't be affected? Aren't these people part of California's protected class?