WANTED: 'Presidential' candidate.

The complete cartoon is here.

FROM MY EMAIL: just when you thought you've seen everything.

No reason to stand on your feet waiting to get your welfare check. Just put your flip-flops next in line and go back and sit on your ass and play games on your iPhone.

Is this a great country or what?

AN OPEN LETTER to the Republican Party of Virginia:

So now I read that the Republican bureaucrats in Virginia and North Carolina are considering removing Trump from the primary ballot because he won't commit to the Republican party should he not be the candidate.

The Republican party already has a reputation as the Stupid party -- why are you insisting on proving it? Buy a clue. The Donald is leading because he is willing to stand up, confront the PC crowd, and tell them to sit down, shut up, and go play in the childrens' sandbox while adults debate the direction this great country will take.

Do you seriously think that Republicans should be apologizing for sins uncommitted to 'people' who would never consider voting for them in the first place? If you do, the Republican party deserves the appellation Stupid party.

Grow up. Grow a spine. And ovaries (see Carly Fiorina). Embrace Trump, emulate him, and engage America on issues, not on which Republican can be least offensive to those whiny progressives in their fantasy land of rainbows and unicorns.

Will they listen? Or remain the Stupid Party?

HILLARY CONDUCTS FIRST DEBATE ... with Black Lives Matter. I don't know whether it's a good sign or a bad sign, but what bothers me is that she believes in force - government force - to make the changes she desires. Watch starting at 1:10 in the video.

WHY DONALD TRUMP may become the Republican candidate for President of the United States:

They're big, they're brass, and he has a spine of steel. Of the current Republican candidates only Carly Fiorina has the (ovaries) to match.

DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA AMERICA:

AHEAD OF THE CURVE? Once, maybe, but not any more.

POPULAR MECHANICS: the (unofficial) state cars of America. None of my cars made the list....

GO HOME. Go home now.

HEARD ON WTOP RADIO: Without medical breakthroughs, dementia will double every 20 years.

Not to worry, the breakthrough has already happened: it's called ObamaCare. Dying early and often will 'cure' Alzheimer's.

IT WAS NECESSARY to destroy the environment in order to save it.

It worked in Viet Nam....

THE PATIENT DIED, but the doctor's doing just fine …

UPDATE: How's that "tax the rich" thing working out for ya?

Remember, progressives, it's 'your' tax money you're losing out on ... you can't tax the rich if they're not rich.

TIME TO BUY BEACHFRONT PROPERTY IN NEVADA AND ARIZONA: California sinking faster than previously thought.

MORE CAMPAIGN bumper slogans....

PROGRESSIVES: How's that "tax the rich" thing working out for ya?

POWERLINE'S WEEK IN PICTURES, evergreen edition, is up. My favorite:

Hillary's new hairstyle is also worthy of recognition:

Now go see the rest.

GOVERNMENT 'AFFAIRS': High-level federal employees used work Internet systems to join Ashley Madison.

More accurately defining government processes....

Even if it was a joke, it used to be "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you"; now it's "I'm from the government and I'm incompetent to help you". Now it's not a joke.

CHANGE YOU CAN HOPE FOR:

Daniel Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping the word "Washington" from the team name and will henceforth be simply known as "The Redskins".

It was reported that he finds that the word 'Washington' imparts a negative image of corruption, cheating, and lying, and is not a fitting role model for young fans of football.

From my email.

WHY DOES CNN hate women? I'm all for having two debates, on two nights, with the candidates for each debate selected randomly. Questions should be asked in 10 seconds or less, and 'gotcha' questions strictly prohibited.