RANDOM THOUGHTS from the retirement lane. Given the ongoing meltdown of Democrats during and after the mid-term elections, perhaps it's time to consider renaming their party. "Dimocrats" and "Dumbocrats" come easily to mind. "Flat Out Bonkers" is descriptive, but the more I think about it, "Children's" party seems right. It accurately describes the whining, foot-stomping, and tantrums and, on the positive side, children have been known to grow up.

Any other suggestions?