NO, THEY'RE CANCERS: Socialists are nothing more than parasites. Organisms can live with parasites; not cancers.

FIRST WE HAVE A NARRATIVE, then we gather the data, then we adjust the data to support the narrative.

THE ONLY TWO THINGS protecting the American people from domestic threats are the Constitution and President Trump.

They stay. Come hell or high water. They stay.

OCASIO-CORTEZ DECLARES VICTORY over the modern-day equivalent of slavery.

SOME REALLY STUPID PEOPLE: Our catastrophically clueless Congress.

I'm embarrassed to admit that some of his questions I couldn't answer myself. But I do have an excuse - age-related dementia.

THIEVES STEAL inoperable firearms from the Shooting, Hunting and Outdoor Trade (SHOT) show in Las Vegas.

Weapons without firing pins are usually called 'hammers'. Or 'clubs'.

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ'S ECONOMICS PROFESSORS should be fired. It's not just them, it's the whole damned 'higher' education system that should be fired.

Except possibly the STEM departments, and even there a very thorough inspection for progressive rot should be mandatory.

WARPLANES: The B-1B retires; the B-52 lumbers on.

WAIT A MINUTE: According to the Left, isn't Putin Trump's best buddy? Putin vows to aim powerful hypersonic missiles at US if Pentagon provokes.

JUSSIE SMOLLETT OFFERED JOB AT CNN after fabricating news story out of thin air.

Yes, it's the Babylon Bee. But don't tell CNN; they might take it as a recommendation.

THE DEMOCRAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES have a competitor. Still, my money is on Bernie Sanders since Ocasio-Cortez can't run....

AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT KILLED MY DAUGHTER. Trump's right — we must complete the border wall.

UNFORTUNATELY I'M NOT REALLY SURPRISED: Orangutans are smarter than congresscritters.

[F]indings suggest orangutans are capable to suppressing short-term impulses for long-term gains.

The reason there are no orangutans in Congress is that they're smart enough not to run....

ON BREASTS, BOOBS, and the law. You figure out who the boobs are.

Surely the courts have more important cases to adjudicate....

REMARKABLE DIVERSITY

The 116th Congress was sworn in, and all day long, the media was salivating and fawning over the “remarkable diversity” of the new Democrat members. It was a day of “firsts,” we were told incessantly. It was indeed a day of many firsts. While the new Democrat majority offers many members of note, we wanted to highlight a few “firsts” who are examples of the “diversity” that was sworn in today. Here are ourtop most “diverse” House freshmen.

Ilhan Omar: the first person who married her brother to commit immigration fraud ever to be elected to Congress. Omar is also the first open supporter of female genital mutilation to ever be elected to Congress. Such amazing diversity!

Rashida Tlaib: One of the first Muslim Brotherhood-linked and anti-Semitic candidates to be elected to Congress. She also claims to be a “Palestinian.” Wonders never cease. Also has potty mouth using the term mother f***er for the president.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Where do we even begin? Let’s just say she is the first person elected to Congress who lied about being from the Bronx, and thus, made up her life story. She’s also an overt Marxist, in case you forgot.

Abigail Spanberger: The first substitute teacher from an Islamist school (nicknamed ‘terror high’) ever to be elected to Congress.

Donna Shalala: Rep. Shalala was HHS Secretary from 1993 to 2001 under Bill Clinton and worked from 2015 to 2017 at the Clinton Foundation, and in 2016 she admitted in an interview that some significant Clinton Foundation donors received “courtesy appointments” in the Clinton State Department. To top it off, apparently she can’t let go of politics: at 78, she’s the oldest female House freshman in history.

These are just a few examples of the “firsts” that the media has been celebrating. If you are looking for corrupt politicians who show an open disdain and animosity for American principles and values, you can always count on the Democrat Party.

If this is what the Left means by 'diversity', then I want no part of it.

From my email.

POLICE OFFICER shoots man with knife. He survived (pity) and was charged with making terroristic threats.

OF VENEZUELA? Bernie Sanders is running for President. (If he did - and won- it would be win-win for both countries.)

On the other hand, PowerLine posted this comment: "I never thought I would see the day when Bernie Sanders is the voice of sanity in the Democratic Party!"

SO IS MY YOUNGEST GRANDDAUGHTER: I’m old enough to remember when Democrats loved unilateral executive actions on immigration.

LET ME COUNT THE WAYS: How dumb is Ocasio-Cortez?

Could be difficult; the counting numbers only go to infinity....

TROLL LEVEL: Master.