AS THINGS GO NOW, ONLY FROM A CEMETERY: Would you ever vote for a Democrat?

SARAH PALIN, loyal running mate, excluded from John McCain’s funeral. I think this tells you more than you want to know about Sen. McCain's fundamental character.

Allahpundit at Hot Air has similar thoughts.

POWERLINE: Green weenie grilled, served with Old Bay. The comments are hilarious, too.

HE STARTED TELLING THE TRUTH: Candace Owens says Trump is 'killing political correctness'. And it's working.

IT'S A SYMPTOM, NOT THE DISEASE: Given all the suffering it has caused, is socialism a hate crime?

I THINK IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING: It's time for a conservative purge.

HERMAN CAIN has not lost his sense of humor.

JOHN MCCAIN has died.

HORRIFIED PROGRESSIVE suddenly realizes Mike Pence next in line for presidency.

Yes, it's satire (I think).

ABNORMAL. NEXT QUESTION. Was the pre-Trump world normal or abnormal?

CABRINI-GREEN: Public housing’s most notorious failure. Long, serious article. And I remember the media buzz when it was finally demolished.

HMMM: Iran's 100% indigenously made fighter aircraft makes its debut.

And it looks suspiciously like a Northrop T-38 Talon, which first flew in 1959. And was manufactured as a training aircraft, not a first-line fighter.

PLEASE, PLEASE, GO FOR IT: If Democrats embrace socialism to get away from Donald Trump, they can kiss the midterms goodbye.

THE DEMOCRATS have gone batshit crazy.

THE CITY'S UNOFFICIAL MOTTO is 'Keep Austin Weird', so why not rename the city Weird? It has the added benefit of accurately describing its residents.

Full disclosure: I'm a (long) former resident of Austin Weird.

I PITY THE TREES: More 'ecosexual' professors are having sex with trees.

The comments are a hoot.

JOHN CORREIA on armed self defense. Watch the video.

YOU MAY RECALL that former President Obama has a deal with Netflix to produce original content in the form of "scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features." The Washington Free Beacon has exclusively obtained a partial transcript of the first episode.

Yes, it is satire. I think.

MEDIA'S BIGGEST KAVANAUGH MISSES: Aspiring hit pieces on Supreme Court pick draw mockery. Best comment mockery: "Soon they will pull out the big gun. Has anyone see his honor leave a restroom without washing his hands?"

IF YOU'RE THINKING of voting for Kamala Harris for President in 2020, check out her home town. Then think again.