Friday, June 24, 2016

BECAUSE THEY'RE RACIST BIGOTS? Why are liberals so hateful?
DAY BY DAY: release the attack squirrels!

The juxtaposition with the previous post is delicious.
THEY WEREN'T GIVEN LOLLIPOPS AND HUGGY BEARS: Why the Democrats' sit-in failed.
BREXIT: The talking heads are in a panic that the stock market is 'dramatically down' (DJIA at - 506; NASDAQ at -151), yet from last Friday's close the DJIA is down only 170 points and NASDAQ is down only 41 points. The markets were at approximately this point only 3 months ago.

Calm down, America....

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

HOUSE SPEAKER PAUL RYAN has no plans to raise money for Trump. And I have no plans to give Paul Ryan a damn dime....
SEN. JEANNE SHAHEEN (D-NH): If you buy an AR-15, obviously you’re “buying it do bad things”. No, I bought it to (1) protect myself and my family, (2) enjoy sport shooting, (3) hunt varmints, and ... (4) piss you off.

Saturday, June 18, 2016

IDIOT: Rep. Alan Grayson (D[umb] - FL) claims AR-15 can fire 700 rounds per minute.
Umm, Alan, I know you're a Democrat so math is hard, but let's try some very simple math -- just multiplication, division, addition and subtraction.

There are 60 seconds in a minute, so ... 700 rounds divided by 60 seconds gives ...
~ 12 rounds/second. The AR-15 is a semi-automatic weapon, meaning that the trigger has to be pulled every time a round is fired. Frankly, I don't think your finger can twitch that fast, even assuming that there is such a thing as a 700-round magazine for the weapon.

Let's try some more math. Yes, I know it's hard, but try to keep up. The standard magazine for the AR-15 contains 30 rounds, meaning 700 rounds would require ...
700 rounds divided by 30 rounds per magazine ... ~ 24 magazines. A skilled shooter can change magazines and recharge the weapon in perhaps 1 second, but two seconds is much more realistic. Two seconds to replace each magazine would require 48 seconds, leaving only 12 seconds to aim and fire the 700 rounds in one minute.

So let's go back to the math above ... 700 rounds divided by 12 seconds gives ...
right! ~ 60 finger twitches per second.
You're welcome.
FOR DEMOCRATS, nonsense increasingly is the party line.
JEFF JACOBY: Should you need the government's permission to work?

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

RANDOM QUESTION: Has any progressive ever wondered why all mass shootings occur in gun-free zones?