SEN. MITCH McCONNELL [R-KY] reportedly falls down stairs in D.C. In the post, this important note:

The lingering effects of polio in his left leg will not disrupt his regular schedule of work.

As a polio survivor myself, I can attest that post-polio syndrome is real. It's debilitating, progressive, and not treatable. The mind is untroubled, but the body is not.

IMMIGRANTS SHOULD LEARN TO LOVE AMERICA ... and so should we!

PJ MEDIA'S CLOWN OF THE WEEK AWARD goes to ... all of them.

Read it all to see the candidates.

NOPE: Is there a Democrat blueprint to regain power?

WELL, YOU VOTED FOR IT: Skyrocketing healthcare budget for illegal immigrants haunts blue state taxpayers.

Just don't demand I to pay for it.

POUND SAND, LOSERS. Not many Americans are going to tolerate what these federal workers had to say.

TINFOIL HATURDAY: The Las Vegas car bomber was a whistleblower.

This one has been on my to-be-posted list for a month or so, so it's dated, but still interesting as a mishmash of PTSD, batshit crazy, and possibly plausible military experience. What interests me though, is the complete lack of interest on the part of the government and mainstream media into the 'whys' and 'wherefores' of what is (to me, at least) an obviously newsworthy event.

I'm reminded of that final scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the Ark of the Covenant is quietly crated up and stored in a dusty government warehouse, consigned to oblivion forever.

GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE. The end of the Obamas’ political influence may be closer than we think.

THE TOP TEN DUMB THINGS said last week.

A MEMO TO DOGE: Kill it before it spreads further.

A MESSAGE FROM DEMOCRATS to the DOGE team.

WHY THE BABYLON BEE is now America's News of Record.

STILL NOT SICK OF ALL THE WINNING: Terrified staff left hysterical as ‘well drilled’ DOGE nerds storm hyper ‘woke’ Department of Education.

MORE PROOF (if needed) that Democrats are insane.

GOOD: Trump signs order instructing DOGE to massively cut federal workforce.

America's 'Karens' need more workers to pick the grapes for their 'whine'....

MORE PROOF: "[T]he problem with writing satire these days is that you have to compete with the newspapers, and the newspapers are winning."

RANDOM THOUGHT: "A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon, you're talking real money" has been attributed to the late Sen. Everett Dirksen [R-IL]. That was probably in the mid-to-late 1960's.

Today though, it should be "a billon here, a billion there, pretty soon, you're talking pocket change."

TEN PROBLEMS WITH DEI that frighten the public.

Rightfully so.

CALL IT TRUMPISTAN: Trump eyes ownership of Gaza Strip.

SEN. JOHN KENNEDY [R-LA] punctures the Democrats' wild ranting about USAID.

Here's the video clip on X.