THE BABYLON BEE EXPLAINS: How to identify a peaceful protestor.

They do a much better job of explanatory journalism than Vox....

I WORRY MYSELF: Deepfakes threaten the 2020 election.

Pay attention. Don't take anything for granted.

CORONAVIRUS UPDATE: Texas and Florida (and Georgia, for that matter) are proof that New York was (and still is) an unmitigated disaster.

ANN COULTER: Democrats are the Antifa party.

‘SYSTEMIC RACISM’: The perfect excuse for political failure.

BUT, BUT ... I KNEEL BEFORE YOU: Portland mayor meets with the mob and is told to resign. Mayor Wheeler is a moron who has successfully made the downscale move to imbecile.

DRS. FAUCI (NIH) AND REDFIELD (CDC) need to be fired and their respective institutions #canceled. These HealthScare^TM 'professionals' are determined to make the United States a health nirvana where the Days of Wine & Roses will last forever.

AND WHERE WERE THE POLICE? Leftist violence in Denver.

Watching....

I'M STILL SHAKING MY HEAD OVER THIS ONE. Fauci: New York ‘did it correctly’. If New York's coronavirus response was 'correct' I'd hate to find out what an incorrect response might have been.

Allapundit at Hot Air responds: "Surely we’re not at a point of such despair in America on how to combat COVID-19 that feeding nursing-home residents into a viral woodchipper is now part of a 'correct' course of action."

POWERLINE: The Left’s never-ending purity implosion. Keep it up and they'll be as pure as Ivory soap. Oh, wait -- Ivory soap is white.

SAY WHAT? Federal officers sent to protect federal office buildings don't have 'riot training' so the rioters have been 'rejuvenated?

MSNBC'S CHRIS HAYES projects:

The Republican Party is a political party incapable of governing the nation without ushering in death, devastation, and national humiliation. Just the facts.

Replace 'Republican' with 'Democrat' and the quote would be accurate.

IT WASN'T RED OCTOBER: What happened the one (and only) time submarines battled?

FROM THE PRESCIENT NEWS SERVICE: New York Times accidentally publishes Ghislaine Maxwell obituary ahead of schedule.

SO AM I: Mr. President, I am starting to get scared.

WOKESTERS: If America sucks so bad, you're free to leave.

Please do so.

WHO BENEFITS? This is about the election, not the virus.

The swamp runs deep, the news is fake, and the war is real.

QUICK ANSWER, NO. Were the lockdowns effective at all?

But ... Science! "A potential protective effect of smoking was identified in a recent evaluation of 17 million adult patients within the National Health Service of the United Kingdom, with 5,683 COVID related deaths. In their analysis, current smokers were associated with a reduced risk of COVID-19 related mortality."

I knew I shouldn't have quit smoking. And safety nannies should shut up and go to their rooms for a loooong timeout.

MORE CHRONICLES of the crazy time.

THE HYPOCRISY knows no bounds.