SELECTIVE SERVICE WEBSITE CRASHES as young America fears being drafted into the Army after the death of Qasem Soleimani.

[A] draft for an 18-25 year-old could conceivably cramp a young adult’s style. There’s not much in the way of Instagram-worthy stuff in the middle of a desert or on a ship in the middle of an ocean. There’s not enough time in the day to play video games. And, well, SnapChat is a bit of a security risk when you are in the sandbox. So, yes, I can understand why a generation is thinking doomsday is upon them and crashing the Selective Service servers.

What they fail to understand is that the military doesn't want them.

AMERICAN THINKER: the 'transgender' endgame.

I'm not particularly religious, but this is appalling.

WOKESCOLDS FEAR Americans aren't paying attention to fake news.

The Babylon Bee is under fire from people who think the rest of us are idiots and don't know the satire site is joking. Twitchy reported that the Bee article called, "Democrats Call For Flags to Be Flown at Half-Mast to Grieve the Death of Soleimani," has more social media engagement than The New York Times and CNN get in a week on their most popular articles. This has sent the left into a tailspin of hysteria with blue-checked Twitter scolds screeching about "fake news" and "election tampering."

So satire (from the Right) is now 'fake news'? Wokescolds clearly believe normal Americans are as dumb and biased as they are. More here.

TRUMP IS CLEARLY WINNING: "[Iran] had to start a Go-Fund-Me page for terrorists."

DON SURBER'S Week in Review.

OH, PLEASE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for president? What a comedy show that would be.

GREATEST HOLLYWOOD AWARDS-SHOW MONOLOGUE EVER: “You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything.”

And the Golden Globe attendees were forced to eat a 'plant based' meal before the awards ceremony....

I haven't watched the video yet as I hate wasting my time on the Hollyweirds, but this time I just might.

UPDATE: Is it really a surprise that the “first vegan Golden Globes” produced indigestion?

THANK ADAM SCHIFF: Trump raises record $46M during impeachment quarter.

I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT SURPRISED: The Greens made Australia's bush fires worse.

IT'S A TWOFER: The Trump Doctrine humiliates both foreign enemies and domestic liberals.

Welcome the Trump Doctrine.

THE DOWN SIDE of higher education.

BUT THEY CAN TYPE WITH TWO THUMBS: Two in five adults can’t fix a single household problem without Google.

Why am I not surprised?

'AT LEAST NERO PLAYED THE FIDDLE': Gavin Newsom’s celebration of what progressives ‘accomplished’ in California gets nuked.

IT'S TIME SOMEONE TOOK NOTE: There is something fundamentally wrong with Democrats.

DONALD TRUMP IS DOING SOMETHING RIGHT if the 'Squad' has the sadz.

ON THE SOLEIMANI KILLING, Democrats practice the 'BUT Maneuver'.

BLOOMBERG LOOKS LIKE THE PERFECT DEMOCRAT CANDIDATE
FOR PRESIDENT. Every failure is someone else's fault.

Which explains why he's rising in the polls....

THE YEAR IN REVIEW: The top 12 get-Trump bloopers of 2019.

BEN STEIN: To whom do we owe our freedom?

THE GREATNESS AGENDA: Obama sent them cash — Trump turned them into ash.