DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS: Democrats propose mandatory free speech buyback for dangerous ideas.

Although to be fair, this one is more sensible than most of the Democrat candidates' current proposals.

AIR FORCE PILOT lands F-35 safely after power failure. Read the whole thing; it's a fascinating insight into the complexity and completeness of emergency procedures.

COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: Michael Mann (of hockey stick 'fame') whines.

ENTITLED TO HER PAYCHECK?

Entitlements are eating our country from the inside out. Every time entitlements go up or a new entitlement is offered, it increases the burden on the taxpayer while reducing the incentive to support oneself.

"Let’s stop asking what the government 'needs'. Let’s first ask, what does the taxpayer need..."

Read it all.

SHOE: Oxymoron defined. Correctly.

IT'S THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS FACULTY WHO SHOULD BE BANNED: Faculty wants Chick-fil-A banned from campus for fears of 'safety' and 'mental well being'.

To be fair, it's not the entire faculty; it's the social justice, diversity, LGBTQ whiner faculty.

DNC RED ALERT: ‘People generally are feeling Trump is beating us on all fronts right now’.

They're right.

THEY'RE OUR RULES; you can't have them.

BREAKING NEWS from America's new Paper of Record: Monkey with typewriter produces a reasonable alternative to the Green New Deal.

Pretty quick, considering a million monkeys typing a full year would at best have only a small chance to reproduce a single work of Shakespere.

FOR A CHANGE, reasonable, common-sense 'politician' laws?

Unfortunately they'd work about as well as reasonable, common-sense gun laws....

HER IGNORANCE IS ASTOUNDING: Ocasio-Cortez tries to lecture us on the Electoral College again.

And fails ... again.

STOP WHINING: Just because they're liberal bigots, New York Times editors don’t deserve special immunity from scrutiny.

PUSHBACK: Reforest your own damn countries.

As Instapundit notes, "harsh, but fair."

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARFARE: In order to stop white men from legislating women’s bodies, Democrats fight to overturn Roe V. Wade.

Yes, of course it's the Babylon Bee.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Get ready for Apocalypse Ruth. While I wish Justice Ginsburg long life as she battles cancer, when the time comes for her to leave the Supreme Court, Amy Coney Barrett is my choice to replace her.

AS EXPECTED: the most valuable college majors.

Surprisingly to me, grievance studies were not among the least valuable. (Is that why Starbucks coffee is so expensive?)

AWESOME: Olympic-level international trolling.

Masterful. Just plain masterful.

SIN LESS; DRINK MORE COFFEE: Study finds most sin a direct result of not having enough coffee in your system.

MORE THAN ONE, UNFORTUNATELY: And the Democrat party has an oversupply.

ASK A DEMOCRAT: Did your life have no meaning the day before you were born?