DNC RED ALERT: ‘People generally are feeling Trump is beating us on all fronts right now’.

They're right.

THEY'RE OUR RULES; you can't have them.

BREAKING NEWS from America's new Paper of Record: Monkey with typewriter produces a reasonable alternative to the Green New Deal.

Pretty quick, considering a million monkeys typing a full year would at best have only a small chance to reproduce a single work of Shakespere.

FOR A CHANGE, reasonable, common-sense 'politician' laws?

Unfortunately they'd work about as well as reasonable, common-sense gun laws....

HER IGNORANCE IS ASTOUNDING: Ocasio-Cortez tries to lecture us on the Electoral College again.

And fails ... again.

STOP WHINING: Just because they're liberal bigots, New York Times editors don’t deserve special immunity from scrutiny.

PUSHBACK: Reforest your own damn countries.

As Instapundit notes, "harsh, but fair."

SOCIAL JUSTICE WARFARE: In order to stop white men from legislating women’s bodies, Democrats fight to overturn Roe V. Wade.

Yes, of course it's the Babylon Bee.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Get ready for Apocalypse Ruth. While I wish Justice Ginsburg long life as she battles cancer, when the time comes for her to leave the Supreme Court, Amy Coney Barrett is my choice to replace her.

AS EXPECTED: the most valuable college majors.

Surprisingly to me, grievance studies were not among the least valuable. (Is that why Starbucks coffee is so expensive?)

AWESOME: Olympic-level international trolling.

Masterful. Just plain masterful.

SIN LESS; DRINK MORE COFFEE: Study finds most sin a direct result of not having enough coffee in your system.

MORE THAN ONE, UNFORTUNATELY: And the Democrat party has an oversupply.

ASK A DEMOCRAT: Did your life have no meaning the day before you were born?

NEW DEMOCRAT MOTTO: Blame America first.

If they hate America so much, why are they here?

WHO HAS RIGHT-OF-WAY AT THE INTERSECTIONALITY TRAFFIC CIRCLE? Lesbians against Buttigieg.

NEWT GINGRICH: The New York Times 1619 Project is bullshit marred by its own implicit racism.

CEO'S WOKE JOKE: surrending to stakeholders, not stockholders.

LINDA SARSOUR is still lying. Instapundit's earlier post on Sarsour's lies is here.

Has anyone (beside me) noticed that America was not a racist country until us racists elected the first black President in 2008?

THE WOKE JOKE.