AND YET THEY WERE OFFERED SHELTER: Homeless already returning to the illegal camp site cleared by Seattle authorities last week.

Apparently the offered shelters won't let them drink or do drugs....

INTERSECTIONALITY: the new name for rank hypocrisy.

A NEW WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR GOVERNING CLASS:

On both sides of the political spectrum.

BEST.FAKE.PARTIAL.SHUTDOWN.EVER.

WALL SHUTDOWN drives Hispanics to back Trump. And 24% of the Black population ain't bad either.

GLOBAL WARMING is good.

WOMB TO TOMB: Oregon could become the first state to require in-home surveillance of newborn babies.

Next step: delivery rooms in government-run day care centers. Heinlein's 'crazy years' are in full swing.....

LOOSE ENDS (2ND ITEM): Twit teaches Twitter to tweetless twits.

HEY, NANCY! You can still fly commercial.

- Donald J. Trump

That is post-doc level trolling. Thank you, Mr. President.

'WRONG PEOPLE' MEANS 'NOT ME': NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio says the 'wrong people' have all the money.

DEMOCRATS: We don't need no stinkin' Constitution.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT: Blacks have white privilege.

More proof that CNN lives in an alternate universe....

TRUMP VS. THE CRAZIES: If the Democrats win on the shutdown, the rest of America will know what it's like to live in California.

Been there. Done that. Didn't like it. Moved back to a sane world.

NEW YORK CITY MAYOR MARXIST announces plans to seize private property.

If you live or work in NYC, start making plans to get out ASAP.

IT'S WHAT PROGRESSIVE MORONS DO: [Soon-to-be-former] Sheriff Scott Israel gets suspended, blames NRA, then whines about false narratives.

So ... 'false narrative' is NewSpeak for 'fact'?

HOW ON EARTH DO YOU NAVIGATE a flat Earth cruise around the world?

TOXIC MASCULINITY isn't what it used to be.

HMM: WWW I German submarine unearthed (again) in northern France.

SAN DIEGO TV STATION KUSI: schools CNN on reality that border walls work. But, but ... it's the narrative, stupid!

RELATED: All the news that's fit to bury.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Apocalypse Ruth.

A suggestion for RBG: Retire. Rest. Live.