OBVIOUSLY IT'S TRUMP'S FAULT for withdrawing from the Paris climate accord: Yellowstone supervolcano could blow faster than thought, destroy all of mankind.

IF YOU CAN PAY FOR ASPIRIN, you can pay for birth control.

BEHOLD OUR BETTERS: "They wonder why they got Trump. They are why they got Trump."

MOLLIE HEMINGWAY: the 'Russian collusion' failure.

VENTURE THUGGERY: Communist front group called 'Refuse Fascism' and funded by the George Soros-funded Alliance for Global Justice plans a Nov. 4 'revolution' to unseat Trump.

Good luck with that. Morons....

COWARDS: ISIS fighters, having pledged to fight or die, surrender en masse.

UPDATE ON how progressive policies are ‘helping’ San Francisco businesses. Helping them go out of business, that is....

OBAMA LIED. My fourth health plan died.

HEH. The only comment I'll ever have about the Harvey Weinstein hoo-hah.

ONLY IF IT'S NOT HIS: Sportswriter opposed to free speech.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE DETERMINED TO KILL THEM: Soiled ISIS fighters surrendering in droves.

The 'strong horse' finally arrived.

FREE COLLEGE could be far too costly for those who most need such education. It may seem counter-intuitive, but free things are usually worth what you pay for them.

TRUMP UNVEILS NEW IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT PLAN:

The plans ... include President Trump’s calls for a border wall, more deportation agents, a crackdown on sanctuary cities and stricter limits to chain migration — all issues the White House says need to be part of any bill Congress passes to legalize illegal immigrant “Dreamers” currently protected by the Obama-era deportation amnesty known as DACA.

About time.

LIFESTYLE RATIONING: Single-payer health care means you might be denied surgery for being too fat -- no, really.

It's called rationing.

THE UGLY TRUTH FOR LIBERALS: Gun control will not stop mass shootings.

PROGRESSIVES: What part of 'unalienable' do you not understand?

LIBERALS: Six reasons why your right-wing friend isn't coming to your side on gun control. (Although I'll be happy to control my guns when it's your life at stake.)

I'LL BET THE BAN WON'T INCLUDE THE GOVERNMENT OR GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES: California is thinking about banning gasoline-powered vehicles.

I'd suggest progressives read the whole thing, but it contains (gasp!) numbers.

WE'RE TOO BUSY GETTING WORK DONE: FEMA head Brock Long dismisses San Juan mayor's complaints as 'political noise'.

CALIFORNIA DECLARES ITSELF A 'SANCTUARY STATE'; ICE responds by arresting everybody.

Heh.