OBAMACARE: it’s not a death panel; it’s an SRR (shovel-ready review).

Mine’s in about 7 months.

POSTSCRIPT: I wish I could claim originality for the comment, but it was overheard at the Tea Party protest last Saturday.

POST-POSTSCRIPT: It’s also a matter of some amusement to me that in defense contractor parlance, an SRR is a System Readiness Review, which fits right in with ObamaCare.