ACE OF SPADES HQ: Make gas cans great again. All it would take is an Executive Order - a pen to paper - and he would be a hero to millions of normal Americans.

One more thing - after restoring functioning gas cans, President Trump should assemble the EPA team and ask every executive and manager in the EPA if they personally support the current non-functioning gas cans. Any EPA employee who replies in the affirmative should be terminated on the spot - with insults, derision, and mockery.

Those no-spill gas cans have been a recurring nightmare I've written about a number of times. No more, though; I've ripped the no-spill guts out of every one I own.