IN RESPONSE to all the recent e-mails, please be advised, we are sick and tired of answering questions about our dog!

Yes, he mauled six people wearing Obama T-shirts, four people wearing Pelosi T-shirts, two other Democrats, nine teenagers with pants hanging past their crack, and three flag burners.

For the last time... the dog is not for sale!

And no, I do not approve of his smoking, but - he says it helps get the "bad taste" out of his mouth.

From my email.