Thursday, December 06, 2012

SIMPLE TRUTHS
Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

When a lady is pregnant, her friends touch the stomach and say "Congratulations". But none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated.
Heh.

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