Friday, August 26, 2016

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: "So we tax soda to discourage soda-drinking. And we tax earnings to....?"

I can't recall anyone ever saying progressives were consistent.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

THE ROAD TO HELL URBAN DESPAIR is paved by Democrats. It's the only infrastructure project they've ever been successful at.

Monday, August 22, 2016

NINE IMPORTANT FACTS to remember as we grow older.
#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
From my email.
ONLY SEVEN? The 7 Dumbest Things That Offended Liberals.

These 'people' are bat-shit crazy. Apologies to the bats....
HEH:

SAY WHAT? Pharaonic Circumcision Under Patriarchy and Breast Augmentation Under Phallocentric Capitalism: Similarities and Differences.

If the liberal brain was an egg, it would come from the shell pre-scrambled.
SIGN THE PETITION to send CNN's Sally Kohn to live in a Sharia-based country and teach those right-wing haters a lesson.
MORE PROOF: If liberals didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

How many Hillary signs have been stolen?

Sunday, August 21, 2016

JEFF JACOBY: Voters Trump drives from the GOP aren't likely to return. Then they're not real Republicans. Good riddance.
CANDIDATE PROMISING TO BATTLE ‘URGENT THREAT’ OF CLIMATE CHANGE uses private jet for 20-mile trip.

Many years ago, I flew from Oakland to San Francisco. But it was on a commercial flight. And the Earth was cooling back then....
21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Wives threatening to divorce teir husbands if they vote for Donald Trump. My response would be "Don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out."

But I don't have to worry; my wife is smart. She's encouraging me to vote for Trump.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

WHO'S CRUDE? If you thought Donald Trump and conservatives, think again.

More.
NEW YORK TIMES: Obamacare not really turning out as promised.

Are you as surprised as I am ... that the NYT is admitting the obvious?

Friday, August 19, 2016

WASHINGTON POST: Obama is golfing during Louisiana flooding because he ‘detests’ theatrical politics. Oh?
'WHITE PRIVILEGE' didn't work, so now it's 'White Fragility'.

Why can't progressives just look in the mirror and admit that what they see is a racist?
SENATOR PERRY sounds pretty good to me.
TRUMP GOES TO LOUISANA: Where are Obama and Hillary?
STATE DEPARTMENT: Yes, that $400 million not-a-ransom to Iran was contingent upon releasing U.S. prisoners.

Ransom? Quid pro quo? What's the difference (other than one is legal; the other is not)?

UPDATE: Ransom is now 'leverage'.
BILL CLINTON: Hillary’s totally legitimate actions ‘too complicated’ for you peasants to understand.

Just trust us; we're the ruling elite, and we know what's best for you.