SIMPLY AMAZING, when you really think about it:

Isn't it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade, the press found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years?

And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc. Furthermore, they not only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it was a wedge from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade. Not only that, they know which wedge!

And, each & every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates on Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's divorce settlement figures, as well as the dates tournaments in which he was to play.

Now Barack Obama has been in office for over seven years, yet this very same press

· Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;
· Nor find any of Obama's high school or college classmates;
· Nor locate any of his college papers or grades;
· Nor determine how he paid for both a Columbia and a Harvard education;
· Nor discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980's;
· Nor even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism.

Now tell me there is no corruption in the American press.

From my email.