KURT SCHLICHTER: It's gerrymandering season and there's no bag limit.

Go for it....

I ENTHUSIASTICALLY ENDORSE both actions.

FLORIDA GOV. RON DESANTIS responds to Democrat obsession with Alligator Alcatraz.

Since Donald Trump was elected, Democrats' singular focus has been running across the western hemisphere to visit their criminal illegal alien base - whether it's at an ICE facility in New Jersey, a prison in El Salvador, or in an alligator and python-surrounded facility called Alligator Alcatraz.

It's instinctual, really. Democrats always run to defend criminals; they don't give a damn about the families of those impacted by those same criminals.

It's been that way as long as I've been politically aware. Democrats have always sought cheap labor -- slaves, really -- to work their plantation.

SIX MONTHS INTO TRUMP 2.0, I stand corrected.

IT NEEDS A BIGGER BACKHOE: DNC Chair Ken Martin admits party has hit rock bottom.

GOALPOSTS, MOVED: College Board shortens SAT as student performance declines. They don't need to read or write -- that's an AI task.

Strongly recommended: The Marching Morons because that's exactly where 'woke' is headed.