AND THE WEATHER DOESN'T CARE: Meteorological summer vs. astronomical summer explained.

JASMINE CROCKETT explains the Democrat playbook.

The winning playbook, I think overall, is just communication and education. I think that you can talk about kitchen table issues all you want to, but it comes down to actually having a rapport and making sure that people actually understand what it is that you’re talking about. I don’t think that we failed to talk about kitchen table issues, but basically, Trump was simple and lied, right? Like he said, ‘Hey, the price of eggs are high. I’ma reduce it on day one.’ It was a very simple message. It was a lie.

A 4-year-old's gibberish makes more sense.

THE COUNTERREVOLUTION is beginning. May it last.

MICHELLE OBAMA still whines.

BUT ... BUT WE'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP: Did you hear about the Visa Account Updater?

Which explains why I try very hard to avoid using a credit card on any recurring payments and still use checks instead. Not always successfully, I might add, and it's getting more and more difficult.